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they all know taako waited until he had a mouthful âââ based off
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If weâre being honest: Taako does not wear skirts as often as we think. Know what he does wear? Big patterned pants. The louder the bolder, the better. None of them match his robe jacket but he acts like heâs the pinnacle of fashion and makes it a thing on every plane they go to. Houndstooth is just called Elvestooth in some planes cause of T double a KO.
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Elven babies are not very common.
The birth of an elf is cause for great celebration, yet the ceremony surrounding it is kept in great secret. With a race that can last literal centuries, the need to reproduce is far laxer than for other, less long-lived races. Only elves are allowed to witness the baby in its first hundred days, and even then, it is kept away from larger society for the first year. When one is added to their ranks, they are given simple names, in hopes that they will lead easy lives.Â
Elven babies are not very common.
The birth of an elf is cause for great carefulness, for elven constitutions are not as strong as those of less long lived races. The process is long and arduous, and, as with most births, sometimes life threatening. There is a phrase in Old Elvish, lost on modern tongues, but roughly translated from Old Common to mean, âFor sunrise to come, the stars must burn out.â It is a solemn phrase, never uttered in the presence of elves by non-elves.Â
Elven babies are not very common.
The birth of an elf is cause for great rejoicing. They are proof of a healthy community. They are wrapped in the warmest down, given the nicest clothes, and shown the greatest wonders. Scholars and other learned folks will travel across continents to come and take a gander at the baby. Many bring gifts and trinkets, in hopes that as the child begins its hundred year journey to adulthood, it will take a liking to an item of particularity, and follow that path to greatness.
Elven babies are not very common.
Elven twins far less so.
The birth of elven twins is cause for great discussion. It is an anomaly amongst the fae. They are drenched in double secret, kept hidden for twice as long. They happen, of course they happen. But only as often as when a dragon breathes its last fiery breath. And with their arrival, there is immediate loss. For the world must remain in balance, and none are closer connected to the forces of the world than the long lived folk themselves. Elven twins are often orphans. That is how The Fair Folk Are.
Elven twins receive no ceremony. There are no gifts left for them at the base of their tree. No scholars coming to study the constellations in their wake. Only murmurings and whispers. Two elves, two suns, two questions that need answers: Who will care for these double conundrums, and what paths will they take to greatness?
Elven babies are not very common.
And elven twins must learn to grow up fast.
"My next D&D character will be serious, dark, & intense" I repeat to myself as I create a lizardfolk bard named Oxford who specializes in dual-wielding sickles, adaptive camouflage, & putting evildoers to sleep.
A kama-kama, karma coma, comma chameleon, if you will. đ
carey fangbattle, sitting in her and killian's bed under the covers, rubbing her hands together, googling locations for the nearest fantasy gas stations, snickering, it's 5am: today i will cause problems on purpose
carey fangbattle, hiding in her and killian's closet, waiting to jump out and scare the shit out of whoever comes by first: >:3c
carey fangbattle, pouring tomato soup into magnus' favorite coffee mug before he wakes up: oh god we gonna get u some nutrients bro
carey fangbattle, sneaking taako's hats onto the shelves at fantasy costco when garfield isnt menacingly hovering behind her: dont be suspicious, dont be suspicious, dont be su-
carey fangbattle, sneaking into robbie's room and swirling his bong water around like fine wine: vintage
âRoll for goblinâ
*tosses out a goblin mini*
âoh look, natural goblin!â
The first person to discover shinies must of been like
So, James Baxter visited my universityâŠ
Congrats, Griffin.
You now have a fursona.
the other day in my intro to blame taking class, a water genasi student took out a whole lime and started to peel it. and then he asked me for the time. so i told him and he went "oh okay :(" in a sad tone of voice and put his partially peeled lime back into his bag, almost ashamed of his actions.
[Redacted] said FUCK capitalism and FUCK math and Iâve never been more in love in my life
After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.
oh my god
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ABSOLUTELY unmute this.
A classic
just some reminders about Taako in canon:
He is not overly sexual or flirtatious.
Whether or not Taako flirts with NPCs is always probably gonna be debated, but i assert that he does not
Most of his interactions with NPCs are attempts to keep them at a distance (click here for my analysis of Taakoâs speech on this topic)
He canonically flirts with one person, and ends up in a long-term partnership with him very quickly.
So yeah, he definitely flirts with Kravitz and is romantically interested in him, but itâs made clear repeatedly that this is unusual for Taako.
When asked if their meeting was for business or pleasure, Taako tells him âitâs been a while out hereâ (implying he hasnât been romantically interested in/engaged with anyone in that way for a long time)
Itâs also repeatedly stated that Taako feels an unusual and deep connection with Kravitz which is why he flirts in the first place.
He isnât high maintenance.
Heâs âpretty chillâ about where he sleeps when they join the Bureau and âfalls asleep wherever, on the first bed he touches.â
He hates physical activity, especially if thereâs someone stronger to do the work for him, but it seems to stem more laziness than from being high maintenance.
He repeatedly chooses relatively conservative things to wear.
Given the chance to wear a fun costume to a carnival, he chooses to dress like a TV judge (and mentioned it was the only costume he owns)
He sleeps in footie pajamas / a sleep sack
He wears a skirt once, when itâs environmentally appropriate for him to do so. Itâs a âflirtyâ length but thatâs literally the only time Taako mentions wearing something revealing.
He chooses to wear both an IPRE jacket AND robe (eccentric, but not in any way revealing)
He is very private about his personal life, especially his sex/dating life.
He feels itâs âno one elseâs fucking businessâ that he goes on a date with Kravitz.
He doesnât talk to Magnus or Merle about Kravitz until Ep 68 and only after itâs established theyâre in a serious relationship.
He hates being objectified.
He gets mad at Magnus for treating him like a piece of meat during the Suffering Game.
On that note, he walks the runway in Wonderland begrudgingly, and although he knows he does well, he doesnât enjoy being on display like that.
And finally, he loves spectacle above everything else.
This is what attracts him to Edward and Lydia in Wonderland: the show theyâre putting on.
Itâs what attracts him to magic-use in the first place (post-Stolen Century, he learned magic to make his cooking show better)
So yeah, maybe fashion is part of that spectacle for Taako, but all Iâm saying is thatâs assumed, not canon. Heâs known to dress conservatively and also known to be drawn to spectacle in different ways unrelated to fashion.
what Iâm getting at here is that Taako is multidimensional! fuck! heâs known to be conservative, shy, socially awkward and inhibited. heâs known to deflect, disengage and avoid tension, even good tension. he thinks a lot about his own appearance, but heâs often in his head about it. heâs a fully realized creation and we love him.
must I always âhealâ my party? is it not enough to simply own dice and be adorable
turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell
i promise you whatever the fuck you think youâre about to hear before you click unmute, youâre wrong.
TAZ: Commitment: Griffin plays character who failed on American Ninja Warrior
TAZ Dust: Griffin plays a character who failed at being a politician
TAZ Graduation: Griffin plays a character who fails out of Clyde Niteâs Night Knight School
Hello! Iâve made a TAZ Graduation (feel free to talk about balance and amnesty too!) discord server. Anyones allowed to join as long as your not an asshole. We have adult and minor roles so youâll be able to know how old the people you are interacting with are. Thank u pls join
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Fancy Boi Fitzroy
[Image I.D.: Three digital, colored drawings of Fitzroy Maplecourt. He is a muscular half-elf with a square jaw. He has dark brown skin, dark eyes, and dimples when he smiles. His hair is blond with dark roots, it is short and afro-textured, and he has a small goatee. He has large round glasses and golden stud earrings. He is wearing a dark purple and magenta vest over a shirt with long white sleeves. He is also wearing golden braces on his forearms, and his palms are wrapped with cloth. He is wearing pink pants, and has a belt wrapped around his waist, over his vest, that is the same pink. The background is a light pink color.
There are three drawings of him in total. In one, he is standing on the left side of the image, seen from the thighs up. He is not saying anything or doing anything in particular, just standing and smiling at something to his left. The other two images are smaller, located on the right side of the image.
In the top right, he is seen from the shoulders up, frowning and looking displeased, saying âThis has been roundly the most disappointing day of my entire life.â In the bottom right, he is seen from the chest up, pointing his finger quizzically and cocking his head as he asks, âWho can I talk to about a transfer of credits?â
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