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The types of people you meet playing WoD as Mage the Ascension Traditions

Akashic Brotherhood: The white guy who is really insistent on playing a Japanese character for some reason

Celestial Chorus: The player who's extremely religious in real life but still plays WoD for some reason

Cult of Ecstasy: The player who wants to ERP randomly for no reason

Dreamspeakers: The player who you're sure has actually tried peyote and ayahuasca. Cool as fuck

Euthanatos: The player who submits Blade as their character every game

Order of Hermes: The player who really wanted to play Ars Magica but reluctantly agreed to play World of Darkness

Society of Ether: The player whose real job is cooler than their character. Probably works for NASA or the NAACP.

Verbena: Satryos Phil Brucato

Virtual Adept: The GM's girlfriend who spends the entire session on her phone.

Hollow Ones: The theater kid goth polycule that every LARP has

The Technocracy: Anyone who is somehow a conservative while playing WoD

Nephani: The guy banned from your LGS for powergaming, odor and "inappropriate behavior"

The types of people you meet playing WoD as Vampire the Masquerade Clans

Banu Haqim: The one schmuck who actually thinks White Wolf is good at indexing and layouts.

Brujah: The one who keeps having out of character philosophical debates during sessions

Gangrel: The hippy who lives in the woods in rural nowhere and basically only has internet to play WoD.

Hecata: The ST who uses a disturbing amount of material based on real things they actually did.

Lasombra: The theology nerd who can explain what the Cadaver Synod is. Either TradCath or not Christian at all.

Malkavian: The player obviously using VtM as an unhealthy coping mechanism for their real life issues

Ministry: The player who you're like 90% sure is moonlighting as a drug dealer, escort and/or hitman in real life

Nosferatu: The chronically online shitposter who never goes outside and is always on Discord

Ravnos: The WoD player from a country no one else in your group can even find on a map. Great roleplayer.

Toreador: The annoying theater kid who insists on method acting both as a player and ST.

Tremere: Anyone who exclusively plays an edition earlier than 20th

Tzimisce: The edgelord who repeatedly tries to get the group to do things you would find in an unpublished Garth Ennis or Mark Millar comic.

Ventrue: The Republican whose idea of a fun game is growing an in-character investment portfolio and killing protestors.

Salubri: The really nice and friendly one who doesn't know about any of the White Wolf drama

Caitiff: The perennial ST who would really rather be a player, but sticks with it out of loyalty to the friend group

Thin-Blood: The one who still won't read the god damn rulebook, dammit!