Hello, what animals give you gender envy? Please include pictures in your answer. Thank you.
Excellent question, thank you. Animals that specifcally invoke Gender Envy???
I've done a bit of thinking but I think my top "three" are:
The Anglerfish
It's sheepy's favorite fish if not her favorite creature, they are all female, and they are all so pretty! A literally light in the darkness.
Look at her, a total queen!
2. Ankylosaurus
It is my favorite dinosaur that's an absolute unit. She is big with armor plates and even has a club tail. A peaceful herbivore that can get shit done. Also she is very big and can withstand cuddle aggression
Like this is baby. So majestic and beautiful! Would make a great butch.
2.5 Armadilo
If the animal had to be alive then I choose the armadillo for the same reasons as the Ankylosaurus -very defensive- with the addition that they are tiny and just a little guy. Lovely little creatures.
I too sometimes wish to just be a little ball that can kill a man with diseases
3. Hyena
Love an absolute girlboss. Hyena's run a fully matriarchal group with literally the lowest ranking female Hyena being above the highest ranking male hyena, and I love that. Hyena women also have bigger dicks than male hyenas, trans icon! They are cunning with a beautiful laugh, what's not do love?
In the next D&D campaign I plan on playing an insanse identity thief gender-fucked Hyena-folk who has a toxic yuri dynamic with a doctor she is impersonating. Its Dr. Jackel and a Ms. Hydie.
3.5 Has got to be a dragon
More of an honorable mention but, the dragon is an Ace Icon and I love her for that. Something large and old that both invokes don't fuck with me but also my baby and big sleep. Icon, I love her and would love to be her.
Look at her, snoozing with her hoard. Beautiful! I love dragons!
