#dnd trauma

[skippy209]

“Your bard has a flute? Why doesn’t she play it more?”

“Well, it’s complicated”

*plays a one shot from her backstory*

“And that’s why she doesn’t play it anymore”

“Damn”

[fallenoftheromaempire]

Some dnd pet pieve because i feel like a hater tonight so what about it?

Players Petpeeve:

People that make character that don't fit the world/vibe of the campaign as a joke ( the classic "I'm playing a goblin named fart ahah" and it's a gothic campaign.)

People that show up to the first session without even having finished their character sheet/backstory(ofc this doesn't apply on session 0)

People that are obsessed with mechanics and nothing else

People that build their character to be as op as possible (and sometimes don't even discuss it with the dm just using hombrew without permission)

People that constantly contest the dm, like shut the fuck up (I'm not a dm btw)

People that put 0 effort in their character back story/development and are barely present in rp and only come alive during combat. Like go play a videogame or something.

People that make everything sexual. Not like the bard that flirt with everyone, like they constantly make gross comments about other characters or npcs.

People that call off last second without warning. Like if ther is even the smallest chance that i won't make It I'm warning everyone days in advance. Be respectful of other's time. (unless is an emergency)

Players that use ai generated images for their characters fc. Fuck you.

People that make their character do fuck all or go out of their way to make the stupidest decisions possible making everything harder for everyone else. I hate you so much.

People that keep talking about their character and their back story (this simply because i want to learn about the character in game and properly react to it without having previous knowledge. I just think it makes things more engaging)

DMs Petpeeve:

Dms that like the sound of their voice a little too much and launch in these long ass monolohues or cut of players as they are speaking but get mad if they get cut off. I love a monolog but dude it's been 15 minutes wrap it up

Dms that cancel last second without warning

Dms that invite people to join without asking the rest of the party first. (especially if we are like deep in the campaign, like we don't need more players)

Dms that act like it's them a against you and just look forward to cause pain for your character (good for character development but like please slow down it's overwhelming)

Dms that keep around that one toxic player instead of kicking him out the table despite fighting with them all the time.

Dms that when they are the player, constantly protest "That's not how i do it" yeah well, this is not your campaign nor your table. Get used to it and adapt.

Dms that allow all the above players mentioned. Like i wish they told them no.

Dms that keep no safety measures or safewords and don't stop even when the players speak up about how they are uncomfortable

Dms that spend an entire hour talking about their business. And i don't mean having a conversation, like i mean they just talk about themselves without ever asking you how you are doing for a whole hour while you just want to play. Like man I'm happy to listen but at least choose a better moment. I'm not in the head space for this and clearly neither are you.

Dms that waste a lot of time looking for the perfect image to use for npc. Like just describe it.

On that note, dms that use ai images. Fuck you.

What are your pet pieve? Let me know in the tags or notes

[passiveagressivedragon]

I forgot her scars in the second picture, but oh well. My main goal Sybil is about to go THROUGH IT in our main campaign...I can feel it....she will no longer be a happy girl