Jul 4
Rogue: What’s up, Paladin? Paladin, after another day of being the only rational party member: My blood pressure.
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Rogue: What’s up, Paladin? Paladin, after another day of being the only rational party member: My blood pressure.
Paladin: How did you think any of this was a good idea? Warlock: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Paladin: Oh. Warlock: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
Bard: I didn’t want to do this but I do know one way we could make the money. Sorcerer: You’d make a decent prostitute. Bard: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know.
Rogue, ordering coffee: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven shots of espresso? Sorcerer, next in line: God, just do cocaine.
Fighter: Where’s Bard? Sorcerer: *sighs* They said they wanted to make a dramatic entrance. Bard, muffled: Some— Bard: BODY *door rattles but doesn’t break* Bard: ...Ow.
Cleric: A good romance starts with a good friendship! Bard: And a bad romance starts with a “ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma gaga ooh la la.”
Fighter: How are we lookin’? Bard: Sexy, but not like we’re trying to, but like, sure we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless?
Bard: How’s the meeting going? Rogue: I want to stab everyone. Bard: Just don’t get blood on your suit. We have dinner reservations at 7. Rogue: I love you for enabling me.