May 17
Paladin: How did you think any of this was a good idea? Warlock: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Paladin: Oh. Warlock: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Paladin: How did you think any of this was a good idea? Warlock: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Paladin: Oh. Warlock: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
Diego, sneaking into tavern room at 2am:
Forge, turning on a light and spinning around in a swivel chair: Care to tell me where you were?
Diego: I was with... uh...Lurk.
Lurk, also spinning around in a swivel chair: Care to- *keeps spinning* Forge- I can’t stop the chair-
Bard: *in distress* Can’t you see I’m upset? What kind of a friend are you? Rogue: Look, I'm not the friend you call when you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm the friend you call when you need a death to look like an accident.
Sorcerer: You know, I almost can’t believe it, but Warlock’s room is actually pretty normal. Warlock: What did you expect? Sorcerer: I don’t know… a coffin?
"My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look." ~Rogue
“If I am killed by Bloodhunter, do not prosecute them! Because they caught me slipping, and that is on me.” ~Rogue
Rogue: Wait, I can explain. NPC Guard: Can you? Rogue: Yeah, just give me a couple of minutes to think of a lie.