#incorrectdndquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Wizard: So, let me get this straight- Paladin: More like, let me run this bi you. Bard: Let’s see how this pans out. Rogue: Let me ace-ess the situation. Sorcerer: I’m also gay.

[ikiradraws]

[khaoskrew111]

Diego, sneaking into tavern room at 2am:

Forge, turning on a light and spinning around in a swivel chair: Care to tell me where you were?

Diego: I was with... uh...Lurk.

Lurk, also spinning around in a swivel chair: Care to- *keeps spinning* Forge- I can’t stop the chair-

[dndclassesquotes]

Rogue: What’s up, Paladin? Paladin, after another day of being the only rational party member: My blood pressure.

[dndclassesquotes]

Paladin: How did you think any of this was a good idea? Warlock: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Paladin: Oh. Warlock: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Bard: *in distress* Can’t you see I’m upset? What kind of a friend are you? Rogue: Look, I'm not the friend you call when you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm the friend you call when you need a death to look like an accident.

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Bard: I didn’t want to do this but I do know one way we could make the money.  Sorcerer: You’d make a decent prostitute. Bard: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know. 

[dndclassesquotes]

Sorcerer: I’m non-binary. Rogue: Okay, but you still have a man’s body. Sorcerer: You’re right, we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender Rogue: I’ll get the shovels.