#dny phntm

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Win Win Situation

Jazz: sometimes I wish I was shorter so I can be eye height at Jason's tits. Then I realize that I can have him sit on my lap and then be eye height with his tits AND have him sitting on my lap. Artemis, nodding: impeccable logic. Jason, blushing: I am RIGHT HERE Jazz: and that is why I said it. *blows him a kiss* Jason: jskffhsbvb - WE ARE ON A MISSION!

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Semi morbid side plot point for my au

In Danny phantom fanon (because butch hartman would NEVER) there are neverborns. Neverborns are those who were either created in the infinite realms and were never alive in the mortal realm (Box Lunch. The yetis, etc) and also babies that were miscarried, stillborn, aborted, etc.

In DC canon/fanon, Martha Wayne had a few miscarriages before she had Bruce.

You see where I am going with this.

So on his little infinite realms tour in This Is (Not) The End, what if he ran into his neverborns siblings who, until their parents died when Bruce was 8, didn't age? So they are technically older than Bruce but also 8 years younger than him.

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This means I can fit in Brad.

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Oh this is gonna be PEAK