Standing On My Neck

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[zerogravityinq]

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Just pinned information since tumblr is insistent of not showing my custom blog theme.

Hi, I'm Starria (you can call me Star or Inq, which is pronounced Ink) and I am an Old. [I'm 34] I've been on the internet since 2003, active since 2008 and been writing fanfiction since 2005ish.

I'm Aro Ace, pronouns are She/They. A very lazy witch and a Sagittarius.

I currently write a massive Harry Potter x Batman [and a dash of Danny Phantom] crossover called Make the World on AO3 but shitpost about it here. I'm also active on bluesky chatting about manhwa/manga I am reading and Sims 4 stuff.

Links to other places I am on is here: Zero Gravity Inq | Linktree

Notable Tags

Make The World AU - my weird dc x hp x dp crossover fict. It has a bunch of oneshots and a few multichaptered spinoffs on AO3. This is the tag for my headcanons and stuff on here. [The previous tag for this au before I changed the name is Memoirs of Magus]

Rendered Reverse AU - a reverse robin au of the above

Mama Red AU - what if Waynes survived because Martha was packing heat and was the original Red Hood's sister?

Inq Writes - my general writing tag talking about series that do not have a significant tag and a catchall for all my writing posts

Inq Plays Sims 4 - talking aobut my sims 4 game with mostly building and a heavy dose of talking about Wicked Whims/fetish play [I now have a separate tumblr for this - @inqplayssims]

Fanfict Covers - fan covers i made for completed fict i like.

Inq Draws / My Art - my art and fanart and shitposts about struggling with it

serving justice serving cunt - my Bruce Wayne rot tag. Disrespectful barking over Batman.

bad bitch and a baddie friend - platonic and romantic superbat [Superman x Batman]

My ask box is open so feel free to shoot me an ask about whatever.

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i was listening to tv off again and like the way this was probably used as a deterrent for Condiment King in Gotham once it dropped is tickling me. Like even the Batkids got into it to the point Batman had to talk him off a ledge. Every time he would try to get up to some fuckshit

MUSTAAAAAARRRRDDDDDD

startling the shit out of him.

So much so he tried to like go and take out Kendrick and learned fast that Gotham handled him with kid gloves and there was no Batman there to intercede on him getting pumped full of lead.

Granted if this was a younger CK, he might be using it for tiktok edits or even switched to mustard for months as his main ammo in honor of it.

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Jason Got Norted!

Across the Universe - Chapter 6

I said I was going to post a new chapter and here it is. A fun little callback to a shitpost I made ages ago.

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me, talking big: i'm gonna have a new chapter up by the weekend!

me, saturday morning with a completed ATU chapter ready to be edited: i....uh....go me ig?

[frownyalfred]

“I love writing outlines for my fics!” I say, fully knowing that my most recent outline just says “alfred fights someone”

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better this than the other way: fully detailed almost line by line outline of what will happen and dialogue. zero if not negative motivation to write. *glares at obsidian vault*

The AMOUNT of ficts i have with full outlines and I just be full "what i learned in boating school is..." should be STUDIED

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should i compile my shitposts into new chapters for the OVA?

Shitpost compilation for the OVA?

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 6

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Headcanon, or Aucanon really, is that because Tom was formed from the horcrux in Harry's scar, he knows ALL of the embarassing shit the Golden trio got up to. More specifically THAT Scene

Tom, inexplicably with several baby carrots sticking out of his curls: Once I make my move, your free to check the king Hugo with a sharpie scar drawn on his forehead: No ron NO Jason, with a bath mat on his head: what is it? Hugo: HE'S Gohna SACRIFICE HIMSELf Jason, falsetto to cover how much he is laughing: No you can't! Tom, sharply turns, raining down a bunch of baby carrots, way more than you think his hair can hold: Do you want to stop Snape or not?! Harry you must go on! Not ME. Not HERMIONE. You! *does split* Ron, tired: Why did we have children? Hermione: hell if I know Harry: all of you. Wall time. Now. Hugo: I do so with Pride because I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED Hermione: TWO hours at the wall for you.

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the feminine urge to close loopholes in your crossover fict but deciding to leave them because if you didn't, the story would get really boring really fast.

"There is a spell for-" Shuuuuush. We are having character flounder tonight.

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Lifestyles of the Fit and the Famous

okay i am gonna need yall to hold my hand and run with me on this one.

Context: i was watching a video by Liam [PlantSlant] and the phrase 'sun their taints' stuck with me and

Under the cut for naughty humor

Harry and Bruce are doing a video stream in the kitchen and minor like Q and A and someone asks if its true that the super rich do botox and sun their taints.

Bruce, visibly pausing cooking: I can confirm the Botox Harry: money doesn't stop gravity Bruce: But i can confirm nor deny the sunning of taints. That sounds like tainting the sun. Harry, takes out flashlight: only one way to find out. *ducks below counter behind Bruce* Bruce, suppresses a giggle: Mr. Potter could you not? Why are yo- oh! Why is your finger cold and lubed? Do you not know where a taint is??? Harry, oddly muffled: You can't ask me to identify by sight what I have only tasted. Bruce, dryly: well...this was previously a non-mature stream. Harry, standing: Results inconclusive. More research needed later. Bruce: who would have guessed? Harry: We need a bigger sample size. Budge over and call Ollie. Bruce, steps aside and takes out his phone: Ollie does a lot of dumb things but I doubt this is one.

Bruce calls Ollie and sure enough, he does indeed sun his taint. Bruce roasts the shit out of him for it while Harry texts the other Justice League Spouses. He gets a voice note from Lois laughing like she got Joker gassed ending off with a very composed "Yes" while Barry's wife sends a wall of ????????!!!!!??? back. J'onn's wife sends a very ominous "will investigate" while Diana, who is in the Spouse text group despite being single confirms that she does sun nude which is very on brand of her and the group chat approves.

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finally worked out again after a week off [yay!] but i got a severe hernia when i tried to do crunches [ow] so i focused on other stuff.

But seriously body lock in bitch

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Jazz might be in the main series as a regular one shot after all. Because looking at what could happen in the side story is just her backstory for like 15 percent of it then the rest is how she ties into the Harry Potter world then slowly integrating her into DC.

If I do make this a one shot, its gonna be as long as Conner's intro story which was 5k.

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i know i come across as mean or uncaring...because i am. It's the internet. I don't know any of you IRL and I can only indulge whataboutism so far.

Everyone has circumstances but setting myself on fire won't keep anyone warm so yes, I am That Bitch online and occasionally offline. Its safer to be a bitch [and significantly less mentally and emotionally exhausting] than to be a kind and empathic person because for every person that responds in kind, 200 more take advantage.

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other writers would be disappointed that their reviews are reduced when they announce that they have turned off comment notifs and disabled anon comments but I am built different

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been playing sims instead of writing but I should have something up by the weekend.

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I am planning a trip to Orlando in the fall and no one around me [who are going] want to talk with me about it. Like I get why since I am picking up the tab and they might feel guilty but like I want someone to ramble at about food and rides and history and Disney stuff and Universal and geek about Harry Potter with. I just....

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Conner gets a wand and goes to Hogwarts

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i keep having an ATU idea of the comics batfam meeting Harry and clocking he's important immediately since Alfred calls him Master Harry in the same tone he says Master Bruce and like it goes shenanigans from there.

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Now learning proper address, what would clue them in would be Alfred calling Harry Lord Harry and calling Bruce Lord Bruce since they are heads of their respective houses.