#does no harm

[otomelavenderhaze]

THEY TOOK CANDY TO A BROTHEL KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK let’s gooo. 

[mete-moi-meli]

my aesthetic is gratuitously complimenting my female customers on their outfits

and finding every opportunity to call a closeted or newly out trans person their real name

and casually promoting sympathy for parents with unruly children

and acting like you can't possibly be serious when you say something problematic

and oh-so-jokily shutting down men who try to creep on girls in front of me

and increasing the friendliness and warmth of my customer service by 300% if it seems like someone is stressed

and looking people in the eye when someone else speaks over them

and watching interactions between women and drunk men just in case

and saying one (1) savage critique in the middle of a speech otherwise more polite than the human mind can quantify

and generally just doing everything I can to be kind, but not complacent

[gustavclitt-blog]

every time someone messages me saying "hey" I start singing "hey hey you you" in a subtle attempt to show them that hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend