#dog why

[freesca]

just found out my friends husband is a vegas fan

[senatortedcruz]

Had breakfast and The Agonizing Stomachache has come for me once again.

[irondive]

this is frying me

[beevosmeower]

Watching the website go under maintenance the second I’m close to finishing the assignment I’ve spent hours on

[dick-graysons-left-butt-cheek]

Story time

A little background info first. 1: my boyfriend typically keeps his cash in a crumpled wad in his pocket. 2: our dog will eat anything.

So I’m in the backyard picking up poop like any glamorous dog owner does, and I’m finding the usual lot of socks, pen caps, scraps of paper, ext. in the poo, when I come across a particular pile of shrap that brings me pause. At first glance it seems like more paper but I realized quickly it was in fact a chewed up, digested, and shat out 5 dollar bill. And this bitch is broke. Perpetually. Like the rest of us.

I did not keep the 5 dollar bill. I discarded it with the rest of the poo, but if you don’t think I sat there in the grass stairing at that shit smeared reject of currency for about three and a half minutes then you would be wrong.

If it had been a $20 though...

[crestedcrazy]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD YOUR GECKO POOP

THAT WAS A FIRST FOR ME I DIDNT EVEN KNOW MAKING AN AUDIBLE NOISE LIKE THAT WAS POSSIBLE FOR A GECKO

[dreamypastel]

This is how my day went today at a dollar store. Good shit. Why would anyone want a face like that on a folder? Oh wait....I know.

[littledising]

My dog was sleeping next to my bed, but i had my back to him and felt bad abt it so obviously i turned around. He took one look at me, got up, and left the room. That bitch