#doggieposting

[may-be-a-dog]

I think it would be pretty fuckign cool walking around wearing a canine muzzle and collar and ears and a tail and a knife...

I have a very specific image in my mind here, and it might be Sartha Thrace of WARHOUND... it might also just be me with said accessories

[may-be-a-dog]

I've been getting posts that are tagged like this

And are very generic Gen-Z/Millennial girlhood memes and like I don't really find them funny but is this. gender affirming? Should I take it as affirming??? Does tumblr think I'm woman enough to pass on the interwebs???

[may-be-a-dog]

Hello again my tumblr i am here to tell you that I've been dogbrained all day and it has made my life beautiful

[anxiousautisticlesbian]

I have no snout and I must howl

[may-be-a-dog]

[may-be-a-dog]

Top ten sounds I wish i could make with my mouth in no particular order:

Geiger counter clicks

Medium sized Dog barking

Foghorn

Dial Up sounds

Windows 95 stock sound effects

Medium sized Dog growling

Steam whistle

Zaku activation sound

Air raid siren

Ford Door Open chime

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[may-be-a-dog]

There is a ravenous undying hungry hound inside me... it craves Korean food.

[may-be-a-dog]

women looove my pathetic puppygirl swag