well. . .I think i've definitely written enough Polin fics at this point that I should proooooobably have some sort of organization, so here we go!
top 5 (if you're gonna read anything, read this)
if i'm butter (then she's a hot knife) (Rated E): 9 times Colin lies about his feelings for Penelope, and 1 time he tells the truth
come over here and profound for me (Rated E): "What did you do to my brother?" Season 3 fix-it/prediction/hopes + dreams
so come give me a hug (if you're into getting rubbed) (Rated E): the three times Colin and Penelope were just cuddling. You know. As friends. Really. That's all. And the one time-
U Up? (Rated M): sexting, but make it regency letters
push it (rated E): Instead of travel logs, Colin's journals are erotica. And of course Penelope finds out.
feel good fics (everything is polin, and nothing hurts)
on eating out and dining in
rubber ducky, you're the one (you make bathtime lots of fun)
the adventures of yardstick
get down with the thickness
a little bit closer (you're my kind of man)
kiss me through the phone (i'll see you later on)
a kiss with a fist (is better than none)
like a record baby, you spin me right 'round
if that ain't love (then I don't know what love is)
up off the table (i'm starving)
like you a latke (rated E)
shower your affection (let it rain on me) (rated E)
a little bit closer (you're my kind of man)
UNFINISHED who likes short shorts?
UNFINISHED with eyes unclouded
just can't front (when i look at you)
so baby pull me closer (in the backseat of your rover)
love is just a camouflage (for what resembles rage)
(oh baby, baby) I'm Dancing With a Stranger
caution: slippery when wet
backseat, windows up, that's the way we like to-
but i can't help it (multi-chap)
i'd claw at your heart (and i'd tear at your sheet)
she love what i say (yeah, my Pen game cupid)
