sometimes you’re on a devil hunting job in the carpathian mountains & end up falling in love with a 8 feet tall vampire lady & you’re like nothing compared to her because you’re 5′4 ( art by @voidrites, thanks buddy 🥺 )

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sometimes you’re on a devil hunting job in the carpathian mountains & end up falling in love with a 8 feet tall vampire lady & you’re like nothing compared to her because you’re 5′4 ( art by @voidrites, thanks buddy 🥺 )
' But I dont WANT to beat up teenagers I WANT to sleep in. '
“Well--you do seem a little fussy today. But as regrettable as it is, we have a job to do. If you wanted to sleep in you should have considered that that before you turned yourself into a gigantic, horrible monster. I swear, William; I can’t take you anywhere.”
Sherry whats a dab- whats that mean? Im a Cool Hip dad I need to be in the know.
"I think it’s a pretty flat fish...”
looks like someone is coming for your gold star, wesker.
‘ listen, i’m not trying to be antagonistic, i’m just doing my job. don’t take it personally, i want to be done with this just as quick as you. ‘
@domiitor // starter call
🔑 "You gotta find the two other ones but make sure you get the Armor Key mold before you get the Armor Key, then use the Armor Key to gain get the Mask in the graveyard (going through the color puzzle of course) the to acquire the Helm Key- from there you are going to want to kill the Plant using the poison fertilizer which should open up the way to my office"
“Why not baguette?”
Arm wrestle me
Sir I will have you know I am no weakling
‘ Oh, so the maw of old men seems a bit SLACK this fine evening. ‘ The Medjai is QUICK to stand up at the promise of a fight, especially when insults come so quick to the warlord, though she cannot blame him for retaliating to her own sly words. No, Bison was no enemy of her’s⏤ not yet, but the warm welcome of bloodied knuckles, and breathless roars of two war mongering individuals whose thirst for violence was unprecidented? She greeted it like something akin to being welcomed HOME. ‘ If you want to test my might, I’ll show you how deeply my resolve runs, and how thin my patience WEARS. ‘
@domiitor