#don'ttrythisathome

[ifeelsixfeettall]

Your human male character (noahvin?) looks like he belongs as a protagonist in a spy movie or mission impossible.

Thank you very much; I am sure he appreciates being told that he seems competent.

[bunnyearswebstuff-blog]

Which Artisan-Crafted DUI is Right For You?

Nowadays, your average DUI is becoming increasingly mundane. Anyone can get caught speeding with a few fentanyl IPA patches on their arm and a desire for danger. What can you do to make sure that yours is a cut above the run-of-the-mill vodka and painkillers combo? We here at Bunny Ears want to make sure that you're not just any random coma-zombie cruising in a metal death trap down the highway. Read the full article

[highkeyheart]

Pro tip: force your friends to hang out with you by taking a borderline dangerous amount of drugs so they all feel obligated to take turns monitoring you.

[kovured]

FYI

If you have tabasco and then drink some orange juice right afterwards you will get the fresh puke taste. Take this as a warning.

[galacticunova]

Get out of school life hack! 1. Grab a plate of spaghetti 2. Make sure a teacher is watching 3. Stare intensely at the plate of spaghetti 4. Wait

[mrstirfriedrice]

First of Many Botches to Come

First attempt at doing a dragon suplex on a buddy today. Did it without full conviction for safety reasons (my buddy's not mine). Ended up lifting buddy 4-feet into the air and dropping the homie's back onto my face. On the bright side though, my bridge-game is almost on point.

[mordentdigital]

[thewritebite]

My attempt at Butter Chicken... healthy style.

Isn't it supposed to be thick??? I didn't use full fat cream I used 0% sour cream. So maybe that is where I went wrong... suggestions??