#donotmurder

[tinks-vegan-life]

Because murder is bad 🤣🏋🏼‍♀️💪🏻. . . . #liftheavy #lifting #fitness #liftingweights #fitfam #healthylifestyle #liftingislife #motivation #inspiration #donotmurder #muscles #vegan #veganaf #vegangains #veganfitness #vegangirl #vegansofig #govegan #beintentional (at Scottsdale, Arizona)

[always-someone-else]

Me: “You could eat that in a tortilla wrap, it would be much nicer”

C: “Nah, I can’t find them, I’ll just eat it out the bowl”

Me: “...they’re on the counter, you literally just walked past them.”

C: “Nope, too late, I’ll never find them.”

E: “He ‘boy looked’.

C, singing: “Where the wraps, where the wraps, where the wraps at? Boys look but they can’t find that!”

C + E together: “Where the wraps, where the wraps, where the wraps at?”

Me, in silence, head in hands for a minute.

C, very chirpy: “Oh hey look, wraps! Maybe I will have one..”