#dont do dat

[chainsawmessiah]

Now never threaten to steal a man's weed bro, that's a party foul.

[soldadodapista]

[roughest]

i hate the fact that i realized too late that some people in my life are trash. i could have been smart and disposed of them ages ago but i always give people the benefit of the doubt lmao stupid 

[darth-vading]

lmao its so funny how as soon as i count myself as a man at school like 8 people who know im trans and who i actually thought were good people would be like “hah u mean a lady :) cuz thats what u are :) haha. youre not a man lol :) “

[simplicity-itself]

when ppl try to stay relevant lol

[intothespiderbottom]

Watching all these serial killer shows I’m just like “lady, you met me literally for two minutes and you’re already telling me where you live with your three kids and a husband with no other relatives in the country” like ????? I cOULD HAVE BEEN A K I LL E R

[sirgawain]

Self-deprecating jokes are fine until someone agrees with you.

[uwusoap13]

That mean Matsumae gonna be animated!!!!

Unless....they decides to cut her out :)))))))