I am going to be someone new

Gregory | He/Him | 24 | I'm a bit unsettling | https://starghostly.carrd.co

[kawaiidesu]

[preworkray]

Worthless fat fuck embraces the true Oklahoman way and is real excited to annoy the workers + take up 2 parking spots

[charl0ttan]

there used to be a man named bruno mars and he would come on the radio every now and then to sing us his new song but he doesnt do any of that now because he got shy

[the1920sinpictures]

1922 Radiophone garters were a real thing! From New York City-Vintage History, FB.

[zexox]

[sweetlambeyed]

listen. To me. I am the owner of the one and only 24k gold lajesse. Me. Me alone

[kosmogrl]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[lunarprncss]

[hauntanelle]

god is punishing me because i have tumblr

[sorairoknife]

my dad got a clear phonecase for himself so I let him have one of my pokemon cards to put inside it, and after making me explain what each pokemon did and was he picked a basic lightning energy card

[aokozaki]

It'll keep the phone charged longer, dumbass.

[sorairoknife]

[videogameoutofcontext]

[sacred-portal]

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[cannibalings]

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

[cilantrhoes]

[blanketfortarchitect]

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

[x-poprocks-x]

everybody say happy sweet 16 slenderman