[mrsterlingeverything]

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it

[utilitycaster]

I do love calling narrative beats unearned. Like I do not call things unearned unless it's uh. earned. but it's really the harshest criticism I have. Yeah this happened in canon, but the story failed to convince me it wasn't self-indulgent nonsense; hacky pandering; or a panic move because no one figured out how to get from point A to point B and just kind of pretended the work had been done but it hadn't. It feels like you're trying to gaslight me but crucially you're so so bad at it. I have judged you and your bad story Unworthy.

[kingcatnine]

tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

[punishedsaints]

You don't need all that. I don't use any of that. You're just neurotic.

[kingcatnine]

lol watch this

[tragicwaif]

People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.

[sillyrabbot]

Dammit i thought it was saturday forever

[valkyriellis]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[velvetys]

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

[cupidjoy]

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[evilvillain123456789]

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

[sirgawain]

the fact you can't block people from all your side blogs at once has got to be one of the worst features of this site

[swagcatholic]

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[infertilityidol]

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

[unicmagicalkunt]

i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours