#dont procreate

[antonymforabilityisalliteration]

Actual texts I’ve sent

[saturnribbon]

overprotecting daughters but at the same time encouraging sons to be those kinds of boys you tell girls to avoid

[reporting-from-the-nerd-cave]

I had a psychology teacher that would say things like "don't do drugs, don't text and drive" before each break or long weekend and at the end he would say "don't procreate." Being an AP/honors student in a regular class, I was the only one who laughed at it and he would point at me a be like "you know what I means." (For those who don't know procreate means to reproduce.)

[i-didthe-thing]

Am I the only person who looks at stupid people and thinks "dear lord, please don't procreate." Keep yo genes to yo self. ;)

[thedarkartdescription]

Why you shouldn't have kids

I could write a book on a million reasons to NOT have children / 'pro'-create. 1 You have a lifetime responsibility 2 You may never have nice/clean clothes 3 You must teach them things.stuff 4 You must clean them 5 You must devote your time to them 6 They scream 7 They cry 8 You lose sleep 9 No more sleeping in 10 Diaper changing 11 They develop: they grow: they get annoying 12 You must feed them nutritional food 13 Nutrition is expensive 14 You never know how they will turn out, no matter how hard you try to influence them 15 No more drinking on a whim with friends 16 No more spontaneous travel 17 More time with the in laws 18 You may become a stay at homer 19 Your iq goes down 20 Your body irrevocably inflates 21 Your nipples get and stay huge 22 Your capacity for learning is limited 23 You know the struggles of life and they don't, how do you know they want to be here in the first place? 24 If you think the human experience is a gift then perhaps you should rethink life on a different scale, in a grander and more narrow scope 25 Yes you love them but that's a reason devised out of selfishness 26 They are liable to unspeakable dangers 27 You can't protect them from everything

I could go on but I gotta get back to the real world :i

So.many.reasons!!!

[sheri0cked-blog]

Or Bradley James. I guess it'd be bad for me to procreate with any celebrity at this point.

Even their sexiness just can't make up for my face lol