[young-replica]

[starbuckers]

and they say romance is dead

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[smbc-comics]

[davidtribby-deactivated20180814]

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[girls-are-fucking-pretty]

#justiceformatt

[abstractsuffering]

did anybody else notice that like really out of place ford focus or whatever in episode 6 of stranger things?

[abstractsuffering]

spotted

[gay-aurora]

[vile-fermion]

Literally who the fuck notices shit like this

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Illustralie

[heytheredemonsitsmeyabitch]

One day I’m gonna sit down at a Denny’s at 3am and just have some pancakes

[dennys]

do it

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[ukulelekatie]

Oh ho ho it’s magic

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

her name is alexa

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[memewhore]

[atraversso]

I’m a real animal lover. I adore animals of all shapes and sizes.

Credit: Jackson Brometheus Laport

[dennys]

#1 tip to be the most popular kid in school

fill your backpack/pencil box/locker/car with pancakes and offer them to new friends

[chromaticabrasions]

If someone pulled a pancake out of their backpack and gave it to me they would instantly be my best friend

[dennys]

ikr

[dennys]

#1 tip to be the most popular kid in school

fill your backpack/pencil box/locker/car with pancakes and offer them to new friends

[sinpai-trash-deactivated2019041]

but what if they dont like pancakes

[dennys]

then you probably don’t want them as a friend anyway tbh