Portraying Kabru as some sort of seductive love guru when shipping him with Laios kills me because I always picture it more like Kabru going out of his way to set the mood, posing sexy, mood lighting, all the hints etc. And Laios just being like "Hey, it's kind of dim in here, don't you think? Wow, someone ruined a bunch of roses on the bed, what a mess!" And poor Kabru having an aneurysm.













