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[magically-strange]

Thang: "Your majesties! Your majesties! Urgent news from the mushrooms!"

Bog: "What's wrong?"

Thang: "Fire in the Dark Forest!"

Marianne: "A fire?!"

Thang: "Yes, south-side; but it's-"

Bog: "We gotta hurry! Ye ready, Tough Girl?"

Marianne: "Always."

Thang: "Listen, about that fire-!"

Bog: "Let's go, Marianne!"

Marianne: "Right behind ya!"

[Butterfly Bog exits]

Thang: "WAIT, WAIT! THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!"

Stuff: "...Thang?"

Thang: "Yes?"

Stuff: "Where exactly is the fire?"

Thang: "In the cannabis patch."

Stuff: "I see..."

Thang: "Where are you going?"

Stuff: "To get snacks for when they come back home. I'm not missing this!"

[magically-strange]

Griselda:  “You are way too dramatic.”

Bog:  “I am not!”

Mushroom:  “Intruder alert.”

Bog:

[magically-strange]

I’ll be honest, when Bog first said this, I didn’t really pay much attention to it.  But today I thought, oh my god, what if Bog actually had made good on his threat and come back for everyone the next day?

I personally like to think that he’d initially try to be all scary and badass about it like before, but he ends up underestimating the number of fairies and elves to round up, and it’s just a mess!  XD

Bog:  “Gus, ye can’t take that many by yerself; get someone to help ye.  Thang, put that back!  I dorn’t care what it is, I told ye: no souvenirs!  Where’s Stuff?  Her group’s wanderin’ off again!  PEOPLE, PEOPLE!  I AM TRYING TO CONDUCT A MASS KIDNAPPIN’ HERE, SO LET’S GET ORGANIZED, HUH?  EVERYBODY, LINE UP SINGLE FILE SO WE CAN SORT YE INTO EVEN GROUPS!  YE DORN’T WANNA GET LOST IN THE DARK FOREST WITHOUT AN ESCORT!  IF YE ALL JUS’ COOPERATE, WE’LL GET YE SAFELY TO THE CASTLE, AND INTO YER COZY NEW CELLS, ALRIGHT?  GOOD!  Okay then, let’s start sendin’ the- BRUTUS, I SAID NO EATING!!!”    

[jackiekashian]

Remember loveable cohost of TDF or hate Breast cancer?

Former cohost of The Dork Forest, Joe Wilson, is raising monies for his wife and my dorky cohort Kathy Zaloga's breast cancer bills and you get a shirt that is awesome and he makes some money! WeAreAllFamousToAFewPeople.com which is funny cuz it's true. heh. Or you can just donate using his email address [email protected] in PayPal Thanks for checking my t out or your time, in any case. Love, Jackie

[fishfingersandscarves]

Guess who just went on a podcast and talked about bagginshield fanfiction for an hour??? ME Lmao they got my age wrong but its okay,, I WAS INTERVIEWED ON THE DORK FOREST Its a podcast!!! My episode comes out in 2 weeks!!! I did fic recs!!!! AhhhHhhhhhhHHHHH

[gailcarriger]

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