#double black incorrect

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*Decorating for Christmas/New Year’s.*

Dazai, blushing: Aww babe look at you, getting romantic with all of these candles.

Chuuya, with no hesitation: First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.

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*Soukoku at a coffee shop.*

Dazai, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Chuuya, from behind him: You're kinda ugly.

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Dazai: *Kicks door down looking super panicked*

Chuuya, already fed up with him: What did you do this time?

Dazai: No one died.

Chuuya, losing his absolute shit: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT DICKHEAD?!?!

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*After completing a mission together*

Chuuya: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Dazai, shouting on the top of his lungs: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?!?!

Chuuya: NO, four to five seconds.

Dazai, already pouncing on him: Too late.

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*Chuuya walks into his house and sees Dazai standing on his kitchen table*

Chuuya: How did you get into my house? And why are you standing on the table?

Dazai: I broke in because I missed you, and I’m asserting my dominance.

Chuuya: *Utterly confused*

Dazai: I saw a spider. Please kill it.