#double dutch

[odinsblog]

“Encouragement and attention are like sunshine and water to a plant for a child's growth and self esteem.”

[sr-roto]

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Husk: So… you can speak every language?

Lucifer: Yeah pretty much… but don’t ask me about the texting lingo you kids are doin at the moment… I’m still figuring out the emojis…

Angel: You can’t seriously know em all… Like I get that ya infinitely old but cmon, there’s thousands! It would get way too confusing! And what about the forgotten or dead ones!

Lucifer: Okay rude… I don’t know… I just know them. Every language mankind has ever made I just took the time to study and perfect it… it’s pretty easy honestly

Husk: Bullshit…. There’s gotta be somthin…

Charlie: I know it!! Double-Dutch! I figured that one out in my teens! It was so funny dad could never figure it out! it would drive him nuts!!

Alastor: *Sitting on the other side of the room, snaps his neck 180 degrees*

Lucifer: ………….shit.

Angel: How do you not know pig-Latin???

Lucifer: BOTH OF THOSE ARE DIFFERENT AND NEITHER OF THOSE ARE REAL DIALECTS WITH CONCRETE SPELLING!! ITS JUST CHILDRENS MADE UP JIBBERISH!!!

[unnoticedunawarestillhere]

Smile.

Banky: You have a nice smile.

Kemble: Really? Nice of you to say, but it isn't natural.

Banky: Seriously?

Kemble: Well, sort of?

Kemble: I used to bleach my teeth.

Banky: Really?

Kemble: I was young, okay?

Banky: Well, either way, I meant it. It is nice.

Kemble: You're not joking?

Banky: No. But promise me something.

Kemble: Yeah?

Banky: No more fucking bleach.

Kemble: Copy that.

[the-blueprint]

[carlaloveslfc]

[t13shoots]

[yranigami]

Busted charging cords make great double dutch ropes! 😆