#double stuf oreos

[trooperst-3v3]

Finalizer Fun Fact:

You know fortune cookies? The little treats some restaurants give you where you break them open and there’s a slip of paper inside that tells you about your future (and you have to eat it or it won’t come true)?

We have something similar here in the Finalizer break room! It works like this:

If you eat the last cookie out of Ren’s pack of Double Stuf Oreos, he will appear before you and tell you how you’re going to die!

RIP Graydon Voss: Excellent at navigation; terrible at respecting labeled snacks in the community pantry.

[sophisticatedswifts]

Now I don’t know much about the Mandela Effect but I could have sworn Oreos were called “Double Stuff Oreos” and not “Double Stuf Oreos.”

Can anyone back me up on this?

[stargazerdaisy]

This totally happened this afternoon, thanks/blame to @mframe. I need a nap now.

[masoncarr2244]

[greenbeansarelit]

My nose?

stuffed like double stuf oreos

[antidoublestuforeos]

Let me talk to you for a minute about fate, perfection, and God's Divine ordinances.

In the beginning God created the Oreo. It was beautiful and good. He had spent six days crafting the exact perfect ratio of cookie to cream, crunch to softness, and finally, he was satisfied. It was perfect in every way.

Then, Adam and Eve came along. The serpent told them, "Do you think you know what the perfect Oreo is? God's idea is wrong. try the cookies from the Tree of Double Stuf, the forbidden Oreos." And they did.

It was a fatal mistake. God's perfect creation fell. Humans were left to scavenge for non-Oreo food, and cook, and unholy stuff like that. No longer did Oreos grow on trees.

All because the devil got them to eat Double Stuf.

Nowadays there are still some who follow the ways of the Lord and his Divine Oreo wisdom. But there are others who stray and eat the devil's food, imperfect in its ratios, with far too much creme to truly taste godly. I pray for their souls.

[themailmansdaughter96]

Oreos

Double stuff: Literal happiness.

Thin Oreos: ?????? Do you want sad people????

[tokoshui]

It's nearly 1am and I nearly eaten a whole row of family sized Oreos by myself.