Original Oreos Are The Only Good Oreos

This is a Double Stuf Oreo hate blog. Double Stuf sympathizers will be blocked

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[i-play-wonderwall-at-parties]

The oreo stuffs YOU

[antidoublestuforeos]

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

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Me after some Oreos

[yourzombiejacques]

it’s been months and i still can’t get over the fact that not only are oreos featured in love simon, they’re an actual honest to god plot point

like, if it weren’t for oreos, would they have even gotten together?? would simon have suspected bram? flirted with him? got to know him? would martin have even seen the emails if simon hadn’t been intent on finding crazy oreo gifs for his email boyfriend??

oreos truly hold a blessed and wonderful power and i will never doubt the value of a cookie ever again

[antidoublestuforeos]

Never doubt the God-given power of regular Oreos! They are incredible. End Double Stuf today.

[simon-vs-the-oreo-agenda]

The best Guide i ever seen, 100% accurate

[antidoublestuforeos]

This is all true except for the bottom middle box. Oreos are good and pure. Do not let yourself be tainted by eating Double Stuf!

[seventh-spheal]

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

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Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

[depechepacito]

hey man what the fuck

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

that was God shielding you

[antidoublestuforeos]

Still better than Double Stuf.

[solvatochrome]

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

[oldeytancragg]

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

[solvatochrome]

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

[antidoublestuforeos]

it is a cookie, but it is also so much more! End Double Stuf Oreos today.

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[antidoublestuforeos]

My math roommate drew for me the perfect Oreo graph. They want it to be known, however, that they prefer Double Stuf and are a traitor to our kind.

[snorlaxatives]

listen, i like oreos more than like 95% of things in life but this needs to be said…. double stuffed oreos are just too much… it’s an unenjoyable amount of cream to cookie ratio

[antidoublestuforeos]

This man knows what he's talking about.

[aggressionbread]

To all of you who prefer the cream to the cookie: is this what you wanted? Is this the double stuf you wanted?? IS THIS BETTER?

[antidoublestuforeos]

Let me talk to you for a minute about fate, perfection, and God's Divine ordinances.

In the beginning God created the Oreo. It was beautiful and good. He had spent six days crafting the exact perfect ratio of cookie to cream, crunch to softness, and finally, he was satisfied. It was perfect in every way.

Then, Adam and Eve came along. The serpent told them, "Do you think you know what the perfect Oreo is? God's idea is wrong. try the cookies from the Tree of Double Stuf, the forbidden Oreos." And they did.

It was a fatal mistake. God's perfect creation fell. Humans were left to scavenge for non-Oreo food, and cook, and unholy stuff like that. No longer did Oreos grow on trees.

All because the devil got them to eat Double Stuf.

Nowadays there are still some who follow the ways of the Lord and his Divine Oreo wisdom. But there are others who stray and eat the devil's food, imperfect in its ratios, with far too much creme to truly taste godly. I pray for their souls.