The Void

Coming at you with thicc dank memes and low self esteem.

[the-supernatural-atheist]

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

[queercheersquad]

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

[neurotic-prayer]

“Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.” (Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

[tichelcain]

i like to think that stephanie meyer told herself “the worst they can say is no” over and over in the mirror before asking mcr about the twilight soundtrack

the worst they could say was not no.

[sleep-toxins]

I think if Gatsby would have just had a desperate make out session with Nick, everything would have turned out alright in the end.

[omgthatdress]

Having thought about it, "Cloud dancer" is really the perfect bullshit color for the bullshit year of 2026. It's gonna be the year of the tech billionaire, so of course the color of the year is tech white, AKA the landlord special.

Welcome to the technofascist future, bitches. It's white.

[bane-of-technology]

the jokes write themselves

[omgthatdress]

I love this addition

[knit-braid]

Pantone can't miss

oooop wait I guess they can

[omgthatdress]

STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[senatortedcruz]

Many of you I fear

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

[ymutate]

Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)

Pygmalion, 2025

Watercolor on paper

21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)

Private collection

[naamahdarling]

Watercolor??????

[kermits-cup-of-tea]

ON PAPER??

[elliegoose]

my potion #MyPotion

[exit-running]

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

[kobold-royalty]

-mixes the entire chart together- mwystery drink yip!

[durnesque-esque]

If you mix that whole chart you're either going to implode from the inside and die or start seeing in shrimp colors and understand the entirety of the universe and existence.

[tokoshui]

[catchymemes]

[segamascott]

[strawberryvixentyphoon]

This is what Lex Luthor wears and how Clark Kent pronounces it to ragebait him

[beardedmrbean]

[blogofex]

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[sophsun1]

#clicking on that filtered content post

[hanavesinauttija]

[calebwittebane]

[brawltogethernow]

Discovered: equation that screams in agony at its own existence

[earhartsease]

fucking dialup modem equation

[animentality]