#douchemobile

[docs20i]

Deplorean or

Swastikar, I can’t decide

Which name fits better

[primadsezcanada]

Soooo much going on in this picture.

[rambling-entity]

Across the Spiderverse rant

Because I have such a big issue with fucking Miguel O'Hara I came here to rant about this bullshit motherfucker the internet is thirsting over. Just the Across the Spiderverse version, I was informed the comic version isn't as big of a fucking douchemobile. He's so fucking salty he's not a real Spiderman he's fucking controlling the real Spiderman with this "canon event" bullshit. In particular, Miles, because Miles was able to change his fate in another universe. Not due to any action of his own, he didn't choose to get bit, but it was always a possibility. Miles could have always been Prowler or Spiderman. The net sum of Miles Morales being Prowler in one universe and Spiderman in another is 0. But Miguel? Miguel is so fucked up, when he stole the fate of an alternate universe self, he's not the one that glitched. He glitched an entire fucking world out of existence. We know from Into the Spiderverse that when other people go into a dimension/world that isn't theirs, they fucking glitch out of existence. So what in the fuck did Miguel do that he wasn't the one who died? Is it because his alternate self was already dead? Couldn't be, Peter Parkers were basically there and Peter B. Parker was the one that glitched instead of 1610 (Miles' world). So literally. Miguel killed his alternate daughter, wife, and world, and made the rest of the Spidermen shoulder his guilt along with him.

[im-nora-ephron-bitch]

Just wanted to let you know that my penis is huge. #bde #camaro #douchemobile #batmobile #📷 #sunset #desert https://www.instagram.com/p/Boxrx-mnaRI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7s5w2uf22n7h

[rpetto]

Once upon a time, I hit a deer (well, I didn’t go out of my way to hit it, it ran in front of my car). Whilst my Mini was in the body shop, I was given a black Dodge Charger as an insurance rental. My son, @jordanpetto promptly named it “The Douche Mobile”, since I kinda looked like a douchebag driving it. One day while driving it, we discovered a burned cd mixtape, we named that the “Douche Mobile Mix”. Included on this 19 song testament to guilty pleasures was “Thrift Shop”, “Hot In Herr”, “Lets Get It Started” amongst others. The Douche Mobile Mix was lost for the past 3 years. Today, while cleaning out the lease we’re turning in, low & behold, the Douche Mobile Mix is found. #LifeIsGood #DoucheMobile #DoucheBag #Ipswich (at Ipswich, Massachusetts)

[watchstreamingtvonline]

Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 2 Episode 1 - Rule 58: Avoid the Douchemobile

Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 2 Episode 1 - Rule 58: Avoid the Douchemobile

Rule 58: Avoid the Douchemobile

Abby chooses between boyfriend Will and husband Jake, while fielding a job offer from an online magazine called SheShe; Abby faces opposition from a rival editor at SheShe; Phoebe acts out in response to Kori’s civil suit against her.

Click Here To Watch Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce S02E01 – Rule 58: Avoid the Douchemobile

[blackkit10]

What’s a car a douche-y/fuck-boy/asshole/jerk guy would drive?

[starry-eyed-mish]

I heard "Pour Some Sugar on Me" playing on the tv so I whipped my head around, can you imagine my face when I saw it was advertising a douchemobile? Can you!?