Quite Contrary

Using my powers for Evil, not Good.  One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

[swedishjazz]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[themoonandmyman]

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.

[amustikas]

my crew

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[bicapon]

you know what's one of my favourite things about KCD? how, in theory, it's such a typical dudebro power fantasy about becoming a hero of his people and a mighty knight, who somehow gets to decide the fate of the world.

but then you play the games and it turns out that this supposed powerful knight is a smart, empathetic, open-minded boy, who's lost everything, and yet tries his best to be kind and to help others, even strangers who have nothing to give in return. what's more, not only that boy is canonically queer, but also as respectful towards women as you can be in those times.

Henry of Skalitz, you'll always be famous.

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[primadsezcanada]

I feel like I plant a lot of the same things year after year.

[breelandwalker]

You have been visited by the Badger of Executive Function!

May this tenacious beastie grant you the strength to break through whatever is holding you back from completing that important task you've been meaning to get to, and the energy and motivation to

Do The Fucking Thing.

[celestial-cal]

[fagcrisis]

whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

[mariacallous]

[mariacallous]

[wyf-of-bathe]

I love this country.

And much love and admiration for the trigger discipline as well.

[epsee]

once upon a time in Bohemia

[general-george-washington]

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

[absolxguardian]

Please, enlighten us

[general-george-washington]

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

[ves-ljubi-junij]

@kedreeva

[kedreeva]

[neon-slime]

@windvexer

[hawkuletz]

@elodieunderglass ?

[elodieunderglass]

Endless creativity! Thank you!

[combatwombat27]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! These chicken coops are joyful and whimsical!

[primadsezcanada]

I have finally found Musa. I think I'm in love.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[primadsezcanada]

[beergunk]

hans in black