#dps funny

[mendesxruel]

DPS incorrect quotes :)

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[j-evans-pritchard]

Todd: Don’t be intimidated, Todd, just try to imagine him in his underwear

Todd, imagining Neil in his underwear: OH NO HE’S HOT

[j-evans-pritchard]

Dead Poets as Quotes From my Freshman Year Math Class

Todd: I'm so stressed all the time that i get withdrawals when i don't have obligations - Charlie, to Mr. Keating: Someday when i'm famous you're gonna wish you didn't give me a D on that test - Charlie: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all! Except Meeks, cause he's my study buddy - Meeks: I would say I was up all night partying but I was actually procrastinating homework until 4 AM - Keating: Where's your homework? Charlie: You know it just went on lunch break, check back in 15 minutes - Neil: You can't steal from me, I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams - Todd: *looking at a paper that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in all caps* - Charlie: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto - Knox: I hate everyone in this school, except myself cause he's a handsome devil

Or, alternatively,

Todd: I hate everyone in this school, except Neil cause he's a handsome devil

[j-evans-pritchard]

Neil: Did you take out the trash?

Charlie: I tried, but Cameron is still here.

[j-evans-pritchard]

Charlie: Don’t worry Neil, everyone is afraid of something.

Neil: Even you?

Charlie: No.

[j-evans-pritchard]

Knox: I cannot believe it is Saturday night, and I, Knox Overstreet, the wittiest, most stunning, criminally sensuous man to come out of the 20th century, do not have a date.

Charlie: So what? I don’t have a date either.

Knox: What’s your point?

[j-evans-pritchard]

Knox: You know, you have some anger issues

Charlie: I prefer to call it “leadership skills”

[j-evans-pritchard]

Charlie: There are only three ways to do things

Charlie: The right way, the wrong way, and the Nuwanda way

Neil: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Charlie: Yeah but it’s faster