GothTok 2 Electric Boogaloo
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As a 15k subscriber event SpiderBoo does a live Q&A.
They are admittedly selective with what answers they give. They ignore any identifying information and jabs at their age... we'll except for one.
#gotHAMbbq : Aren't you a little small to be called SpiderMAN?
Peter squares his shoulders tilts his head up and puffs his chest in a mimic of a Captain America pose.
"First of all, it's Spider-Man, there's a hyphen! It's very important! And I'll grow into it!" He declares with his whole chest.
He goes on to explain that a lot of sidekicks and heroes that start off young don't think ahead and get stuck with juvenile names. That he is looking to the future.
Needless to say the GIF of tiny Lil Spider-Man declaring "I'll grow into it!" Goes viral. Especially since Phantom is in the background pointing out how small the spider is by moving his hand over the boys head and then to his own collar. (he's cheating by floating, they are in fact nearly identical in hight)
They finish off the live with a question that they've been planning on answering for a while.
#1vy_Was_Right : Were y'all born with ya powers or?...
#JakezDAbomb69 : How do ghosts fuck? Cause there's no way you're just some dead kid, otherwise the world would be filled with ghost kids playing hero. Which means you had to have been born a ghost.
#PeaceBWitty : What is your hero/meta origin story?
Phantom smiles wide showing fangs and a bit too much teeth.
"Spidey and I have decided to graciously tell you our tale of woe and justice!"
Spider-Man is nodding like a bobble head in the background "You go first." He invites with a laughing tilt to his voice.
"My name is Phantom, I was bitten by a radioactive ghost, and for the past few months I've been this city's one and only ghost vigilante. You know the rest."
Phantom waves off the camera and moves to put Spider-Man in the focal point. Spidey starts to Bob his head while Phantom starts to beat box in the background.
"Yo, Spider-Man, not even a teen. When he stepped into a very strange machine, with a spider where it shouldn't have been."
"Gonna web em all, cause he's Spider-Man!"
"There was a great big flash, everything just changed. His DNA got all rearranged!"
"Spider-Man! "
"When he first woke up he realized, he had brand new abs and spidery eyes! He could cling to walls, and use webs to fly!"
"Gonna web em all, cause he's Spider-Man!"
They both burst into giggles and end the live on that. Obviously the rap goes viral too. Especially since Signal pops into view near the end and just bobs his head along with a shit eating grin. They both jump in the nanosecond between giggling and turning the live off when they notice him.
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