Jon, clearing his throat: So, dogs.
Damian, raising his eyebrow, unimpressed: What about them?
Jon: Well, you know a lot about them so...
Damian: Spit it out, dancing around the subject, as you are, is unbecoming!
Jon: Th-Theres a guy I really really like and he loves dogs, and is even looking into adopting one or getting one from a good breeder, and I offered to help him because I just wanted an excuse to talk to him! But I don't know anything about dogs! I mean, there's Krypto but does he even really count as a dog? I guess also Titus and Ace but I'm only around them when I'm with you, and all I ever do I pet them!
Damian: You can not be serious.
Jon: This dog thing is really important Damian! Apprentantly he couldn't have any pets when he lived with his parents, but there was this wild dog that he would play with sometimes. He, like, really loves dogs, he gets so excited when he so much as catches a glimpse of them! His eyes get all soft and his smile is so-so bright! And he is, like, obsessed with Krypto whenever Krypto is around, its so cute!
Damian, less judgemental: You are serious.
Jon: I just want his experience with his first dog to be perfect, yaknow? Sorry, I know I'm being unreasonable.
Damian: What is he looking for?
Jon: Huh?
Damian: This guy, what is he looking for with a dog? Does he have a specific breed in mind? Any allergies? What is his house like? Does he have a yard or live in an appartment? Does he live near a park or forest if he doesn't have a yard? Does he have any physical limitations? How much time can he alot to grooming? If we're going to help him, we need to know this information so we can help him properly.
Jon, tearfully: Damian! You're the bestest friend ever!*hugs him*
Damian, embarrassed: Unhand me!
The blessings Batman will give Danny once he realizes that this means that he has a reliable secondary home/foster to send mythical creatures to instead of letting Damian keep them.
Especially the fact that Danny has no problem making sure to update Damian about placements and life updates.
~Ghostly Home for Mythics & Monsters~
DedBoi: Those wyvrn pips have been adopted by a barn breeder. They've been adopted to an older mare who just lost a clutch to poor weather.
aSASSin: that is amenable.
DedBoi: New mama is named Crest Blazer. They've been calling the pips Jet Turbo and Rebel until they are big enough to start getting their colors.
DedBoi: <pic of a large orange wyvrn curled around two tiny black babies while a third white baby crawls on its head>
SunnyBoi: Awww so cute! ❤️
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OGded: What do you call this? Also what do I do with it?<pic of a main coon cat with wings>
DedBoi: Sir Floofingtons the third.
aSASSin: A Tressym.
OGded: Tressym, cool. So the sanctuary people are here to deal with the rest of the trafficked animals and I just need to know if this Tressym's going with them or not.
DedBoi: he's just a flying cat he can stay in this realm if you find him a proper owner. More like let him find his person. Tressyms can be quite particular about who they bond with.
OGded: 👍
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acroBAT: Plz snd HLP!!!
acroBAT: <pic of a giant fuzzy spider in a dog cage>
acroBAT: ths nt wht I xptd whn brkn up th dg rng!
DedBoi: OMW
aSASSin: is typing...
Bat: No
DedBoi: Don't worry Dami, I have several potential parents for her. It's gonna be a full on battle between Sam, Undergrowth and Fright Knight alone.
aSASSin: acceptable
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SoulWhore: Ya got any place for six hellhound bites?
aSASSin: yes
Bat: No.
SoulWhore: lookin like four boys an two gals. About... puppy sized... still milk age?
Bat: @DedBoi
SoulWhore: <pic of whispy shadow puppies with their eyes barely open>
Bat: @DedBoi
DedCopy: mine Mine MIne MINe MINE!
DedBoi: ... OH... Ellie and I are on our way.
SoulWhore: It'd be easier for me to come to you.
DedBoi: Yeah, which is why we are on our way to @aSASSin
Bat: is typing...
DedBoi: they're gonna need around the clock care for the next few weeks before we can wean them.
Bat: is trying...
DedBoi: plus the cave is best for them until their shadowy existence solidifies. Too much light this small will hurt them.
Bat: John, you may deliver the litter to the Batcave at your earliest convenience.
SoulWhore: right mate.
SunnyBoi: yay! Puppy care party!
aSASSin: are we sure it is wise to allow Jon to assist in the care of beings weak to sunlight?
DedBoi: aww, don't be mean Dami, he's the only sunshine they'll get until they're much older.
SunnyBoi: yeah, don't be mean Dami!










