Jun 20, 2019
Marlowe: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Conwell: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Marlowe: Literally all you had to do was say no.
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Marlowe: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Conwell: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Marlowe: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Marlowe: Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?
Lloyd: Oh, yeah.
Conwell: All the time.
Heiden: By all likelihood, we shouldn't be.
Marlowe: [at a crime scene] So, got any theories?
Conwell: Pretty sure crime happened here
Conwell: For the record, I thought he was going to stab me and I could finally be free from this mortal realm
Conwell: Hello god? Can I get a refund
Conwell: They say you are what you eat.
Conwell: That's funny.
Conwell: I don't remember eating a huge disappointment.
Bright: Not sure what I expected.
Conwell: Death.
Bright: I can't die.
Conwell: ...suffering.
Conwell: [to the tune of It's The Final Countdown] it's a mental breakdown
Conwell: [off-key kazoo]