#dr mendel

[phierecycled]

I love how you’ve got really good actors who portray characters really well and then you have Chip Zien who just IS Mendel.

[mackdizzy]

all you guys with ur “modern Sherlock Holmes” theories. hate to tell u but ur wrong. it’s not joseph joestar. its not dr house. it’s not robert downey jr or elementary bitch or benedryl cumberbund. ur all wrong.

it’s whizzer brown. it’s whizzer falsettos. falsettoland and the final problem are the same exact work of fiction. bill finn and acd are grumpy trolls. bamboozled agai

[triglyceride]

i think an important reason as to why everyone in falsettos is so messed up is because they actually trust mendel's advice as a psychiatrist

[whizzer-whinzzer]

Do you ever just regret? @spaceman-oceanboy

[poledancingghostson]

I just want to drive home the fact that Mendel's psychiatry is WAY overpriced

[saphtastic]

you: Happy Thanksgiving

me: I came out to my parents when they discovered gay porn on my computer while I was at my friend Nicole’s house choreographing a hip hop dance. I was shocked because I thought they already knew but, I got a call when I was like, mid shoulder-brush, from my mother being like, “Where are you?” and I was like “I’m at Nicole’s house!” and she was like, “You need to come home now.” And I went home. I can’t believe i’m telling this story. Anyway, I went home after we finished the dance. She drove me home in her Infiniti SUV and I walked into the house and it’s pitch black, and I just see the like back-lit shadow of my mother in the corner of the kitchen just like…She brings me down and rather than having a nice “let’s talk about this”, she starts like bringing up, she starts like opening up all the websites and I don’t know what to do and I’m like, “Ew what is that? That’s disgusting!” Meanwhile I’m like,“Yep Tuesday, yep Wednesday, Thursday I didn’t do anything, and Friday.” And like my dad comes downstairs in his tighty-whiteys and is like “Bran, If it’s yours, just tell us.” Well, hold on, hold on. They found this like weird fax, like a document nobody recognized and I was like,“Well, obviously someone hacked into our computer!” And they believed me.

[holding-to-the-ground]

Jason’s Bar Mitzvah

It’s odd looking back on the day Jason became a man now that he’s a full fledged adult. Jason’s coming of age was a wonderful moment, but it also came at one of the scariest times in our lives. Whizzer had been in the hospital for a while at this point, and his prognosis was terrible. The handsome, vivacious man had been withering away to nothing, and we all thought the end was imminent. Jason wanted Whizzer to be a part of the ceremony, so he decided to scrap the big party and have the bar mitzvah in Whizzer’s hospital room. It was one of the most beautiful times. And when Whizzer lived a few more months, and a few more months, and eventually moved back home, he credited Jason with saving him (along with Charlotte’s medication, Cordelia’s soup, and Marvin’s attention). Today is a celebration of Jason, yes, but it is also a celebration of our family. The seven of us. 

[fairweatherfalsetto]

Who could love you the same as I