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Back with some more Teddypine x textposts
you know what trope i just love, like genuinely, deeply, in a way that makes me want to lie face down on the floor and reconsider my life choices?
the one where i have to personally intervene in canon because the writers made a decision i find emotionally unacceptable. The one where two men spend an entire runtime orbiting each other like theyve got a gravitational problem,
And then the narrative goes:
anyway, gunshot
no. wrong. incorrect. i reject it.
because heres the thing: i have simply decided that didn’t happen ❤️
like im sorry but you expect me to believe Roper just ends it like that?? clean shot, roll credits, everyone go home???
no, incorrect, im revising
because what actually happened: what we ALL saw, if we’re being honest, is that Teddy Dos Santos gave the performance of a LIFETIME
the bullet? paintball. foam. theatrical prop. The collapse? choreographed. rehearsed. committed.
Teddy hit the ground like: and for my next act, i will be deceased
and everyone just… believed him??
STANDING OVATION.
like im sorry but until i see a body bag, a funeral, a death certificate, and even then im skeptical, i am choosing to believe that teddy is just very good at playing possum
because what do you mean their entire dynamic just… ends there
what do you mean that tension just… dissipates what do you mean i have to live with that as a completed arc??
no. absolutely not. Im not built for that kind of closure.
This is literally Matthew Ellis (jonathan pine) after saying the thing about how “we’re all genetically dishonest, i know about ur lil plan etc”
Pine was literally like: hey so what if i made everyone here feel personally accused…but in a way they cant logically argue against without exposing themselves
Pine internally was like: yes…good…escalate…take me somewhere worse…
The next thing you know hes being escorted to a boat like yes king you rage baited so hard you unlocked the drowning bonus level
Also Teddy folded so quick he was sooo mad bro had to have Slavko escort pine to the boat cuz he was too mad to do it himself 😭😭
Also HELPPP bro has the audacity to be like “whatd i say :0?” Teddy? Come back ):
LIKEEEEE
sir. You rage baited one specific man into a fury and then switched to customer service voice AND TEDDY ALREADY STORMED OFF WHY ARE YOU POKING THE BEAR ON THE WAY OUT 😭
Even more Teddypine x textposts
so a threesome can really be a two-sided triangle and the one in the middle can be the clear designated bottom. and that bottom can be the guy who was your masculine power fantasy protagonist last season. they marketed this as though the femme fatale was the one in the middle. someone cooked here
This is literally Matthew Ellis (jonathan pine) after saying the thing about how “we’re all genetically dishonest, i know about ur lil plan etc”
Pine was literally like: hey so what if i made everyone here feel personally accused…but in a way they cant logically argue against without exposing themselves
Pine internally was like: yes…good…escalate…take me somewhere worse…
The next thing you know hes being escorted to a boat like yes king you rage baited so hard you unlocked the drowning bonus level
Also Teddy folded so quick he was sooo mad bro had to have Slavko escort pine to the boat cuz he was too mad to do it himself 😭😭
Also HELPPP bro has the audacity to be like “whatd i say :0?” Teddy? Come back ):
LIKEEEEE
sir. You rage baited one specific man into a fury and then switched to customer service voice AND TEDDY ALREADY STORMED OFF WHY ARE YOU POKING THE BEAR ON THE WAY OUT 😭
Teddy dos santos/pine x angst quotes..
More teddypine /tnm x textposts
Guys. If. In another universe, Teddy survived, he was not shot, somehow Pine got loose earlier and grabbed Teddy and they ran away, just barely escaping.
The possibilities for season 3 for them. AHHHH
two men on the run from systems that taught them to be useful instead of human
Season 3 as espionage, as infiltration as manipulation sure. But also, season 3 as stolen moments. Safe houses. Teddy cooking because feeding someone is safer than saying don’t leave. also cooking is most certainly Teddys love language. Pine watching, learning how to want without a mission.
Teddypine/ the night manager s2 textposts x screencaps
Its been a minute but im still not over teddy dos santos.
The two hottest heroes in town grace this months Van Dyne's Fashion!
“Making out sloppy style” took me out
Dropping in to say that Diego Calva is precious to me. Goodnight.
Even more teddypine/the night manager x textposts
There should’ve been an episode where the hospital is hit by a power outage, and House insists it’s the perfect opportunity to practice “old-school diagnostics” by candlelight. Meanwhile, Wilson spends the entire episode trying to stop him from performing surgery with a flashlight.
House asks chase to precure leeches