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The Pitt is baby's first fandom for so many people. Wdym I should hate Langdon, because he was stealing pills and treating patients high? I was 9 years old watching Dr House pop 3 stolen Vicodin with a half bottle of Whiskey and then treating the Black Plague. Who am I to judge?

#the pitt #frank is literally my fave #just started watching the pitt #DIDNT KNOW THE PILL STEALING WAS TRUE RIP #welcome back dr house #house md #frank langdon

evrikka

#theyre so tactile w each other even off screen #their chemistry is insane #tom hiddleston #diego calva #the night manager #teddypine

ririsasy

#teddypine #the night manager #tom hiddleston #diego calva #teddy dos santos #jonathan pine

soup-enthusiast

#me rn #tolkien #lotr

Back with some more Teddypine x textposts

#no bcs theres actually not a day that goes by where i havent thought about teddy.#teddy x jonathan #im so normal about teddypine death #teddypine textposts #jonathan x teddy #jonathan pine #teddy dos santos #diego calva #tom hiddleston #the night manager season 2 #the night manager spoilers #pine x teddy #teddy x pine #teddypine #textposts

you know what trope i just love, like genuinely, deeply, in a way that makes me want to lie face down on the floor and reconsider my life choices?

the one where i have to personally intervene in canon because the writers made a decision i find emotionally unacceptable. The one where two men spend an entire runtime orbiting each other like theyve got a gravitational problem,

And then the narrative goes:

anyway, gunshot

no. wrong. incorrect. i reject it.

because heres the thing: i have simply decided that didn’t happen ❤️

like im sorry but you expect me to believe Roper just ends it like that?? clean shot, roll credits, everyone go home???

no, incorrect, im revising

because what actually happened: what we ALL saw, if we’re being honest, is that Teddy Dos Santos gave the performance of a LIFETIME

the bullet? paintball. foam. theatrical prop. The collapse? choreographed. rehearsed. committed.

Teddy hit the ground like: and for my next act, i will be deceased

and everyone just… believed him??

STANDING OVATION.

like im sorry but until i see a body bag, a funeral, a death certificate, and even then im skeptical, i am choosing to believe that teddy is just very good at playing possum

because what do you mean their entire dynamic just… ends there

what do you mean that tension just… dissipates what do you mean i have to live with that as a completed arc??

no. absolutely not. Im not built for that kind of closure.

malpractisnt

This is literally Matthew Ellis (jonathan pine) after saying the thing about how “we’re all genetically dishonest, i know about ur lil plan etc”

Pine was literally like: hey so what if i made everyone here feel personally accused…but in a way they cant logically argue against without exposing themselves

Pine internally was like: yes…good…escalate…take me somewhere worse…

The next thing you know hes being escorted to a boat like yes king you rage baited so hard you unlocked the drowning bonus level

Also Teddy folded so quick he was sooo mad bro had to have Slavko escort pine to the boat cuz he was too mad to do it himself 😭😭

Also HELPPP bro has the audacity to be like “whatd i say :0?” Teddy? Come back ):

LIKEEEEE

sir. You rage baited one specific man into a fury and then switched to customer service voice AND TEDDY ALREADY STORMED OFF WHY ARE YOU POKING THE BEAR ON THE WAY OUT 😭

#thought of more tags for this post:#rage bait to maritime incident pipeline #teddy: you annoy me so bad i need you alone about it #pine is a professional instigator #observing the consequences like its a nature documentary #this is a relationship they just dont know it yet #teddys pine fixation disguised as hostility #this is what yearning looks like when its repressed #teddy why are u so bothered by him specifically #he said one thing and you lost composure immediately #its giving i need to understand you or destroy you #which is to say gay #im tired of whatever this is #this is their version of foreplay unfortunately

Even more Teddypine x textposts

#teddy followed pine home and now theyre like this #domestic teddypine #theyre sooooo gay #theyre so in love its disgusting #teddypine textposts #teddypine death is definitely not something i think about every day #teddypine #teddy x jonathan #jonathan x teddy #jonathan pine #diego calva #tom hiddleston #pine x teddy #the night manager season 2 #the night manager #teddy x pine #teddy dos santos

infinitelystrangemachinex

so a threesome can really be a two-sided triangle and the one in the middle can be the clear designated bottom. and that bottom can be the guy who was your masculine power fantasy protagonist last season. they marketed this as though the femme fatale was the one in the middle. someone cooked here

#the night manager #teddypine textposts #teddypine #teddy x pine #pine x teddy #THE TAGS OP IM DYINH #the fact that they are quietly laughing at him this entire time... even hotter #<<<< THISS #the night manager season 2

This is literally Matthew Ellis (jonathan pine) after saying the thing about how “we’re all genetically dishonest, i know about ur lil plan etc”

Pine was literally like: hey so what if i made everyone here feel personally accused…but in a way they cant logically argue against without exposing themselves

Pine internally was like: yes…good…escalate…take me somewhere worse…

The next thing you know hes being escorted to a boat like yes king you rage baited so hard you unlocked the drowning bonus level

Also Teddy folded so quick he was sooo mad bro had to have Slavko escort pine to the boat cuz he was too mad to do it himself 😭😭

Also HELPPP bro has the audacity to be like “whatd i say :0?” Teddy? Come back ):

LIKEEEEE

sir. You rage baited one specific man into a fury and then switched to customer service voice AND TEDDY ALREADY STORMED OFF WHY ARE YOU POKING THE BEAR ON THE WAY OUT 😭

#all that just to be manhandled on a boat #teddy got so mad he scheduled a lil field trip 😭#he rage baited his way into homoerotic peril #teddy was literally like say less 😐👉🛥️#this is man provokes another man until theyre in the middle of the ocean #which is to say GAY #teddypine #teddy x jonathan #teddy x pine #pine x teddy #jonathan x teddy #jonathan pine #matthew ellis #diego calva #tom hiddleston #the night manager season 2 #the night manager #my text

Teddy dos santos/pine x angst quotes..

#teddypine textposts #teddypine death is definitely not something i think about every day #teddy dos santos #teddy x pine #teddy x jonathan #diego calva #tom hiddleston #jonathan x teddy #jonathan pine #i love teddy dos santos you do not understand #no bcs theres actually not a day that goes by where i havent thought about teddy.#pine x teddy #im okay about teddypine death #teddypine #the night manager season 2 #the night manager

More teddypine /tnm x textposts

#the night manager #jonathan x teddy #teddy x jonathan #jonathan pine #i love teddy dos santos you do not understand #domestic teddypine #pine x teddy #im okay about teddypine death #teddy dos santos #diego calva #tom hiddleston #textposts #the night manager season 2

Guys. If. In another universe, Teddy survived, he was not shot, somehow Pine got loose earlier and grabbed Teddy and they ran away, just barely escaping.

The possibilities for season 3 for them. AHHHH

two men on the run from systems that taught them to be useful instead of human

Season 3 as espionage, as infiltration as manipulation sure. But also, season 3 as stolen moments. Safe houses. Teddy cooking because feeding someone is safer than saying don’t leave. also cooking is most certainly Teddys love language. Pine watching, learning how to want without a mission.