#taubner

[n0atmilk]

Back with more of them

mouse taub mouse taub mouse taub mouse taub mouse taub mou

Also I made kutner a frankensteins monster!! I thought it fitted well coz he got electrocuted by the defibrillator that time and also I thought it worked with the idea that he feels mismatched due to being adopted yada yada

I love this au so much u don’t even know

Credit to @chazchaschad for the concept, go check out their stuff its super cool

[cyborgnoodless]

i never shipped taubner (probably bc I never noticed them at all) but wtf this is fruit basket behaviour

why are they clutching one another like lovers? why is Taub the wife in this relationship?

[katebushglazer]

if i had a nickel for every time house md had a potential mlm ship involving a Jewish guy who cheats on his wife and a guy who wanted to kill himself, I'd have two nickels.

[kaydncowboy]

my opinion on house MD ships:

hilson (house x wilson): perfection. absolute silly. me and my husband type stuff.

huddy (house x cuddy): ARGHHHHHHHH FOAMING AT THE MOUTH BC THEYRE BOTH SO ATTRACTIVE THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE 64 CHILDREN.

hudson (cuddy x house x wilson): ultimate poly ship. the ducklings see them making out and decide to take inspiration.

taubner (taub x kutner): silly!!!!!1!!!1!!1

cudson (cuddy x wilson) : house sees them kiss and goes on a full fucking rampage, foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up

ducklings (foreman x chase x cameron): they're the next hudson- chase is house, foreman is cuddy, cameron is wilson

camchase (cameron x chase): was cute while it lasted, but they weren't meant for each other.

choreman (chase x foreman): the Next Huddy™.

foreteen (foreman x thirteen): like camchase, was cute while it lasted.

[leliest]

One of the most wonderful things about House MD both as a fandom and as a show is that you can ship everyone. And the show doesn't even just tolerate it, it actively encourages it. Hilson? Obviously. Choreman? Works better than you'd expect. The Ducklings as a whole? 10/10, no notes. Chirteen? I mean, Chase does try a few times. Kutthroat? From the few scenes we get with them that actually makes as much sense as the name. Ambteen? Peak enemies to lovers. Taubner? Adorable, pass it on. Halvie? The cutest thing you've ever seen. Studdy? Way underrepresented. Chark? Why not, actually. Wilberhouse? Even that might work. Hudson? The blueprint for all poly couples. Hell, mix and mash 'em together for all I know, make New Jersey's Most Toxic Polycule.

But you know what doesn't work as well? The actual ships in the show.

Camchase is the least of your worries there, very sadly doesn't last but the idea was cute.

Wilber was, albeit to some extent a watered down version of Hilson, still the deepest relationship Wilson's managed with a woman so far, but ultimately doomed.

Huddy was such otp material, but was also absolutely ruined by the end of S7.

Foreteen is somehow the most random thing you've ever seen happen. Not bad, per se, but...unexpected.

Hacy is ancient history and damn near breaks House when it comes up again because the guy's been pining for five years.

Luddy is shipped by absolutely nobody and breaks up in the most unspectacular way possible.

Wilson and any of his ex-wives (or exes in general, for that matter) are an absolute fucking catastrophe, I mean, the man has the pattern recognition of a concussed squirrel on speed.

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Petition for me and boyfriend to have a baby. Heart, reply, or reblog if you sign.

I need like 5 people. :)

He can’t say no if I do this, right?

[choco-worms]

Overdue sketch dump!!!! My sketchbook has gotten so smudgy 😭😭😭 this is what i get for using 0.7-0.9 lead

[tincar87]

The funny thing about house md is that its one of those shows where you can literally ship almost every character with each other even if they've never interacted and the ship's name is always a funny combination of their last names lol