Aug 17, 2023
By Jinou_rakugaki
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Round 1 - Captain Lard Nar vs Dr. Gel (Updated)
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Captain Lard Nar (Invader Zim)
Dr. Gel (Space Dandy)
Propaganda:
I’m starting up the Funko pop fanart again. Here’s something I just finished. To be honest, I don’t think QT and Bee look that different from their original designs.
I also have a speedpaint video to go with this if you want to check it out.
I really love the thumbnail I made for the speedpaint video so I’m going to add this here too.
Broadcast
Requested by anonymous
Pairing: Space Dandy and Prince
*Slight NSFW (but it’s taken in a humorous tone)*
Prince had fallen for Dandy the moment he had crossed that finish line ahead of him. No one had ever beaten him before. He had found the one person in the world who could best him; he could go toe-to-toe with him. It had taken a while, but Dandy had finally come around and fallen for Prince as well. However, their relationship was still fairly secret. Only a few select people knew about it.
The secrecy was partly due to Prince’s fame and obsessive fans but it was mostly for the sake of Prince’s lawyer, Squeak, who absolutely loathed Dandy. This still didn’t stop the two from being together, and they were incredibly happy.
One day, Dandy had sent Meow and QT off to BooBies and invited Prince over to the Aloha Oe while he had a break from racing.
“You sure we’re alone?” Prince fretted once he was aboard the ship.
“Yeah,” Dandy comforted. “We’ve got hours until anybody comes back. It’s just you and me.”
This satiated Prince. But his boyfriend’s last comment also brought a mischievous smirk to his lips. “Hours you say? What are we gonna do with all that time?”
Dandy pulled Prince closer by the belt loops of his pants. He brought his mouth close to Prince’s ear, sending shivers up the man’s spine.
“I’ll give you three guesses.”
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They hadn’t been there but an hour and Meow was already hammered. QT had tried to slow him down, but it was to no avail. After attempting to take some perverted pictures of the waitresses, QT had dragged him over to the bar, which had led to Meow’s current level of drunk. Now he was raving to QT about how tech savvy he was.
“I’m telling you! It’s the coolest thing! I can start a live stream now across the whole galaxy from any of my devices!”
QT just grumbled, “You do know you’re talking to a robot right?”
But Meow either just didn’t hear him or ignored him as he kept talking. “It’s so neat! Watch this!”
He pressed a button on his smartphone and all of a sudden all the screens in the bar showed a lovely under-the-chin shot of Meow.
“See look!” QT heard the actual statement come from Meow, then all the other Meow’s on the screens across the bar. The robot had to admit it was pretty cool.
“What else can it do?” he asked Meow.
The drunk Betelgeusian was thrilled that someone was showing more interest in his technological advancements. “Well, check this out. I can start a live stream from my laptop on the Aloha Oe with my phone right here!”
“Do it!” QT encouraged (he was low-key wondering where he could get some of these upgrades for himself).
Meow enthusiastically pushed a few more buttons on his phone. The image of his face disappeared from all the surrounding screens, and in its place came a shot of the Aloha Oe’s interior along with...
The sound of skin-slapping-skin and pornographic moans filled the entire bar. Meow’s and QT’s eyes widened in horror as they realized what they were witnessing. Everyone else in the bar now had their eyes fixed on the screens. It was like a train wreck; impossible to look away from.
“Um, Meow?” QT’s eyes still hadn’t left the screen, but he called out to his friend. “Is that...?”
"Dandy,” Meow confirmed.
“And...?”
“Prince.”
“Having...?”
“Don’t make me say it.”
“Where did you say this was broadcasting again?”
Meow’s stomach filled with dread as he realized the answer.
“Galaxy wide.”
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From aboard their ship, Dr. Gel and Bea watched the spectacle that was being broadcasted to them.
“Uh, sir?” Bea queried. “Is that Dandy?”
“I do believe it is,” Dr. Gel muttered. “I’m sure Admiral Perry would be intrigued to learn of this development.”
“Why would Admiral Perry want to be informed of the target’s sex life?” Bea pointed out.
“Uh...” Dr. Gel stuttered. “Y...You’re right.”
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Squeak sat at his desk, looking over a report, when his assistant burst into the room.
“Sir, have you seen the broadcast?!”
“Broadcast?” Squeak had been working for hours. “What broadcast?”
In response, the assistant flipped on the computer.
“Fuck, Dandy, harder!”
“Anything for you, baby.”
Squeak’s jaw dropped open as he registered what was on his screen. Finally, he managed to screech out, “Is that...???”
“Prince? Yes, sir.”
“And...???”
“That would be Dandy, sir.”
And with that, Squeak fainted.
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An hour later, Prince was gathering up his clothes that had been haphazardly tossed across the Aloha Oe. Dandy came in holding two mimosas and handed one to his boyfriend.
“Feel better?” Dandy smirked.
“Very,” Prince smiled back. “There’s nothing like a sex marathon to make you feel good again.”
Dandy grabbed his boyfriend by the waist and pulled him closer. “I can second that.”
It was at that moment that Meow and QT burst into the room. Dandy sprang away from Prince, but Meow just shook his head.
“You don’t have to worry about that Dandy. We know about your secret boyfriend.”
“What?” Dandy questioned. “How do you know?”
“The whole galaxy knows,” QT said.
“What?” Prince demanded to know, “How? It’s not possible!”
“It’s quite possible,” QT responded.
“You see...” Meow said. He then launched into the explanation of his live streaming blunder. Then as further proof, he showed the two men the footage of their sex escapade that had broadcasted across the galaxy.
Afterwards, the two simply just sat there in shock.
“Well,” Dandy sighed. “I guess the galaxy knows about us now.”
Prince allowed a grin to spread over his face. “Yeah, I guess they do.”
“I bet Squeak passed out when he found out,” Dandy joked.
Prince laughed and slipped an arm around his boyfriend. “I bet he did.”
[WIP] Space Dandy thing...
made for J. Michael Tatum!! he was really challenging but it was worth it since he's my fav and needs more love ;v;
