#dr. randolph

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Is he silly

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What if I became obsessed with The Heilwald Loophole... What then...

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Can we get personal Dr. Randolph headcanons? I wanna know moreeee.

Of course! I hope you like it!

Dr. Randolph is very tall. His exact height is unknown, but he easily towers over most people, which only adds to his ominous presence. Especially when someone catches a glimpse of his rather...unnatural eyes.

Dr. Randolph is very easy to anger, but unlike Sauer, he doesn't immediately explode. He keeps that anger within him and lets it fester, which will eventually lead to a violent outburst when he hits his limit. When that outburst happens, everyone knows to flee as far as they physically can.

His favorite color is red. Rather unfortunate, given that red is within all of our body...and he likes to see it seep out of people...

Dr. Randolph has extremely large, sharp canines an has the unfortunate habit of biting his lips. They are rather scarred due to this, though that is quite hard to tell due to the fact that his lip chewing is rather constant and as such quite often reopening the old wounds.

He has a rather prominent scar on his neck that he hides with his shirt and necktie. It is from a patient that actually managed to slice his throat with a blade they found. Randolph hates this scar and he swore himself to never give a patient the chance to hurt him again. That...didn't work out, as we all know.

Randolph likes order within his office. As such, he spends a comical amount of time sorting through his items and ensuring that everything is within its right place.

Randolph needs glasses to read. They are red and always hidden within his drawer or his chest pocket. No one knows or understands why he needs them, as he is able to spot a squirrel in a tree from inside the lowest floor, but people know better than to comment on it.

Outrunning the dear old doctor is rather easy, as he uses the same tactics wolves do, but due to that, his stamina is frightening. He will eventually catch up to you, he just waits patiently for you to give him the chance to.

However, what is interesting is that after running, Randolph limps. He also seems to be in agony, which suggests a past wound that has caused permanent damage to either one or both of his legs.

Randolph is hard to read. As such, no one is able to tell when he is happy, sad or angry. He almost always has the same facial expression with the exception of the expression of surprise.

Randolph is allergic to some flowers that are in the garden, which is why they prefer rainy days to spend his breaks out there. Due to the constant downpour of water, the pollen have no chance to torment him.

Randolph is a very, very light sleeper. Even someone walking past his room is enough to awaken him and tear him from the world of dreams. It is frustrating for him, and as such, he prefers to seek out quiet, isolated areas for his rest when he allows himself to sleep.

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The Heilwald Loophole Dr. Randolph Headcanons:

Yippee!!! I love this game!

TW: Chronic/Terminal Illness, Thanatophobia (fear of death/dying), Arguments/Fighting, Body Horror/Hospital Horror, Surgery

•Dr. Randolph is generally a very smart man, but when it comes to medicine, he's not that great at it. Like, he knows how to provide treatment (surgery, medication, First Aid, etc), but not when it is needed. He'll look at someone with signs and symptoms of a simple cold, then say that they need like... lung surgery or something. He also just really likes to perform surgery, for some reason.

•He can speak fluent English, but for the life of him, he can't read or write it. I mainly got this idea from the "Benefits of the surgical removal of the lecur" paper (I think it is meant to be in English, due to there being moments when the player mentions that something is in German, like the maintenance sign). I am pretty sure he was trying to write "liver", since he is the guy that wants to remove livers. He can read his own "English" (read: gibberish), but no one else can. So, he'll give a whole speech in English, reading from a paper that he wrote, and none would be the wiser to how bad his writing is. He gets away with reading professional research papers in English by trucking someone else into reading it aloud for him. No one really knows that he can't actually read or write in English, since he is pretty good at hiding it.

•He is "tired" a lot of the time, to the point of extreme fatigue. He knows that his tiredness is actually fatigue, and not simply being tired, but doesn't want to admit it. This fatigue adds onto his temper, making him quick to snap at staff when he doesn't need to keep up appearances or is not in front of patients. This all culminated in an argument with Nurse Astrid that grew physical, which Dr. Hauser witnessed, over the paper she was writing about Dr. Randolph's work. This event is what caused Dr. Hauser to grow scared of Dr. Randolph, as well as causing Astrid to grow quiet and a "shell of her former self" according to her coworkers.

•Dr. Randolph's speech at the beginning of the game, where he mentions wanting to provide a better, or at least different option than death to the patients of the Heilwald Klinikum, is actually more about himself than the patients. The reason why he wants to remove your liver is because he, himself, is suffering from chronic liver failure. He was determined to work at the hospital, having heard that it was one of the best in Germany and, supposedly, had the capacity to work miracles due to the forest around it having special properties. He wanted to avoid his seemingly inevitable death from his disease, due to his severe Thanatophobia. In his opinion, there is no fate worse than death. His wish was fulfilled, since after a while, everyone became incapable of dying in the Heilwald Klinikum. They also couldn't leave. And... some of the staff started to change... but his wish to never die was fulfilled.

•On the idea of him stealing your liver... when he steals it, he does so with the intention to transplant it into himself. While he won't ever die from his condition, he still suffers from the symptoms of liver failure. So, he will gladly take yours and put it into himself. The newly transplanted livers always begin to fail soon after, but it does provide some relief for a little while. You also seem to just show up like nothing happened, anyway, so you aren't harmed by it, in his opinion.

•The physical changes to the staff are, depending on the staff member, representative of their state of mind. An example would be Nurse Astrid, who, after the incident with Dr. Randolph, became closed off. So, when she started changing, she basically grew an iron lung around herself to protect herself from harm, but she is still in pain. Other staff members that simply changed as a consequence of being in the hospital have less drastic changes, such as Nurse Sabine. Dr. Randolph's changes at the end of the game are a representation of all of his locked up anger at everything. His condition, how everything regarding his wishes turned out, and just everything. There is no specific thing or person he is angry at, so he just became a mangled mess of a... Whatever he became at that point...

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Scary spoopy Dr. Randolph headcanons. Like what are scariest things he’s done, mutant headcanons maybe….

Sure! Hope you like what I managed to come up with:

Randolph is a sick individual with nearly no morals and little to no empathy. He doesn’t care for anyone’s life but his own, and he’d gladly doctor around with whatever mutation that is available. As such…he has done horrific things. Horrific, horrific, horrific things.

One of the examples of his crimes is what he did to poor Astrid. He did not just stuff her into the iron lung – a fate that is already bad enough – he took her apart before he did so. He cut her limbs straight off and placed what bag of living meat remained of her inside the tube, reattached her arm and placed the rest besides her, cursing her to watch herself rot into juice and bones and endure the horrific smell of decomposition while blindly rolling through a dark storage, cursed to remain there for the rest of time.

Another example is what he did to the patients. He is obsessed with keeping them alive, no matter the sickness, no matter the circumstances. For him, small wounds that are barely infected and literal disembowelment is no different. No life should be lost, even if death is the only right route to take. And if he fails with whatever experiment he forces upon them – such as modified medications or non-medical chemical infusions – he just restarts the whole day anew, repeating whatever necessary to ensure that no heart would ever stop beating.

One other cruel action was his punishment of Chef Sauer. After being served something that was not to his liking – it was not even bad, just a little unflavored – he lost his temper and showed how cruel he could truly be. Using drugs to stun him, he cut off the man’s legs and forced him within a pod of soup, filling it with water that was to forever boil. How the latter was ever achieved is a question that may never be answered, but we do know that from that day on, Chef Sauer experienced the sensation of burning alive every single day of his life. Randolph, being the sick man he is, enjoys the sight of it, proud of himself that he has reminded the cook why he should never be displeased.

One more thing he did was to punish Heideltraut. You see, the old woman had the tendency to stomp while walking. A noise that grinded on Dr. Randolph’s nerve due to his hypersensitive hearing. He tolerated it for a while, as the notorious nurse did his bidding beautifully, but after a particularly gruesome day already filled with headaches, he lost it. In an act of anger and in the hopes of silencing her walking, he forced her to let him cut off one of her legs, replacing it with a prothesis in order to slow her down in the hopes of silencing her stomping. It didn’t though…it did quite the opposite…and as such, he sent her away to a ward where he would no longer hear her. He didn’t give her back her leg, however, seeing its taking as a deserved punishment for daring to disturb his peace.

Then, there is what he has done to Nurse Sabine. Sabine’s objective is to always smile and show off her “perfect teeth”. But we all know, humans cannot always smile and sometimes focusing on a task is enough to wipe this expression off our face temporarily. Randolph witnessed this happening to Sabine, and as such, he acted. Using a scalpel, he cut off her lips and with the help of his bare hands, he broke her jaw, using several metallic objects to reconstruct it. What resulted was the smile we see in the game…and a woman who is always in extraordinarily agonizing pain, remembering to always smile or else she would face a punishment that is far worse than what she had already received.

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Saw the other headcanons for pookie randolph and I wanna know like his backstory (maybe what his childhood, adolescent years, early adulthood).

Of course! Here you go! Apologies that this took so long. I had to rewrite this four times due to some internet issues. I am glad that it functioned this time. I was getting a little frustrated. 😅

Warnings: Suicide

Being a rather private person, Dr. Randolph never revealed much about his childhood or his family. He always deflects shall a conversation lead towards these subjects, claiming that he had his reasons for doing so. And…he may not be incorrect.

Randolph was the youngest of three siblings, having an eldest sister and a middle-child brother. He came out looking almost exactly like his mother, which made him stand out from the rest of the household’s children. His siblings took after their father (blonde hair, blue eyes) and he was the only one whose mother’s genes seemed to be the dominant ones (dark eyes and dark hair).

Randolph’s father was, against the belief of many as he had a rather unpleasant facial expression etched into his features, a very friendly and loving man. While often not there due to work, he cared deeply for his children, including his son, doing all he could to make up for the time he was forced to be absent due to his job overseas.

Randolph's mother was a beautiful woman, but rather unpleasant to be around. It was not that she was unfriendly, cruel or aggressive, quite the opposite, in fact. She was quiet, reserved and rather...unique, and not positively so. She had this certain aura about her. She seemed...weird. Almost, quoting others, "unnatural”.

He took after his mother's personality, being rather anti-social and avoidant of other living beings - no matter whether human or not - while trying to keep himself busy with his own little projects. That caused a rather...complicated relationship with his brother and sister - both social butterflies - who tried to bond with him over the span of his younger years but never quite managed to do so as their interests did simply not a align. As such, neither really reached out a helping hand for him as his anti-social behavior reached a deep-end and the only living beings he interacted were their parents and themselves.

To avoid people as much as a child that was obligated to go to school physically could, he usually wandered off after his classes, taking his sweet time as he explored the village's surroundings again and again and again.

When he had begun doing so, his father had panicked the first few times when his son did not come home, even going as far as to drive out there himself as well as calling the police to find him.

His mother, however, always stayed relaxed, weirdly confident that her child would just be fine out there on his own. The father always tried to argue with her about that, but strangely enough, she was adamant, shutting down any attempt to convince her otherwise and merely telling her husband "I told you so" when Joseph did eventually return. Eventually, his father accepted the situation as it was and stopped panicking when his son disappeared once school was over.

One day, however, Randolph witnessed a horrifying scene while out. He wandered close to a train track and enjoyed the silence of nature while he played by himself and a safe distance away from the deadly zone, using the rocks as footballs and kicking them around. However, suddenly, he spotted a man within said zone, clearly intoxicated and ready for God to take him back.

The person was emotionally distraught and yelled for "Death to Take Him", screaming for a train to finally come and release him from the chains of this earth. And as this part of the system was rather active as the tracks directly connected several companies that worked together, his wish was eventually granted as one of the many delivery trains came, smashing into him despite the train driver’s best effort to stop before it could come to this, ending him with such a violent collision that his body was literally torn apart, his inner organs now fully exposed.

Instead of being disturbed and running away like any normal kid would, Randolph had been fascinated by it and approached the mess of a corpse as soon as it was safe enough to do so, staring at the result of this accident with pure wonder. He even went as far as to crouch down, poking around as he inspected the insides of the deceased in morbid fascination, marking his first and official contact with a person's insides.

And it was that very day he grew obsessed with them. That very day he wanted more.

After fleeing the scene once he had been spotted and called out to, running home where he fortunately found himself to be alone so he could wash off the blood in peace, he broke into his mother’s office, gaining access to her personal library she kept in there. He searched through it, very soon finding a book about human anatomy that would satisfy his morbid curiosity and deciding that this was enough to satisfy his curiosity for now, stealing it from her possession and taking it to his room to read. And that was exactly what he did, starting the very same day.

As the months passed by, he eventually finished it, his obsession growing larger day by day and slowly but surely manifesting into a plan on how to access “the inner life”, wanting to become a doctor just for that very purpose now. And with that in mind, the young boy set the plan to become just that into motion, setting himself the goal to become one the night his eyes swept over the last page.

Putting extra work into his schoolwork, his grades quickly improved to the point where they could be called excellent, far succeeding any other child in his class and age as he worked to achieve his objective and quickly passing through all of his necessary glasses until, finally, he managed to get a place in medical school.

From there on, he continued his grind to achieve the required knowledge and experience, working day and night for the best possible results, ignoring his own bodily needs and emotional requirements as he fell deeper and deeper into his ill-willed mania, grasping at the last strings of his sanity as he rushed through his final exams and finally, finally passing every single one of them at the very first try, opening the door to what he had wanted most at this point and time.

When he finally achieved the title as doctor, he wasted no time and sought out the most prestigious hospital in his area to start his career the very same night. After hours of searching, drenched in sweat and shaking with adrenaline, he eventually found the respectable institution “Heilwald Klinikum”, and after gathering information about this place, he decided that he would try his luck there, applying for a position the moment he realized that this was the next door that he needed to aim for.

His resume eventually reached the facility, and after having reviewed his grades and judging his potential in a personal interview that followed a few days later, the back then chief doctor Friedrich Erlenmeyer eventually decided to give this young man a chance, allowing him to proof himself in the actual establishment by granting him the position as one of them.

And proof himself he did. Greatly so. Almost…unnaturally so. It was a pleasant surprise…or so everyone thought. That was…until Erlenmeyer retired…and Randolph revealed himself to be the monster that he truly was.

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How about a Doctor Randolph nsfw headcannon thing??? I wanna see what you can come up with for him lol

NSFW-Headcanons for Dr. Joseph Randolph

Sex with Doctor Joseph Randolph? Oh boy, you’re in for quite a ride.

First of all, Randolph doesn’t care about your gender. It’s not important for him if you have a penis between your legs or not.

He is very quiet during sex, the loudest an occasional yelp of your name when he cums, but he is not above begging if you “torture” him long enough. The little “Please…” or the “My l-love…” are so adorable.

The stamina this man possesses is as unnatural as his ability to create a loophole. He can go for hours and hours on end. I hope that you have a high sex drive and don’t mind being overstimulated because this man doesn’t stop after the first orgasm. Or the second. Or the third...you get it.

Is quite blunt when he desires your body and what you have to offer. He would just grab you from wherever you are, drag you into the next dark hallway, and begin to kiss your neck, nibbling on your soft flesh there. However, when you say no, he’ll let go of you immediately.

Is always ready to pleasure you. If you are the one approaching him, you will never hear a no from him. He will drop whatever he’s doing and search for a comfortable and quiet place for the both of you.

If the sex is rough or gentle often depends on his mood and your wishes. He tries his best to please you how you like it, but when he is infuriated or if you tease him too much, he tends to get quite rough. He would never hurt you, though. At least…not on purpose.

Has an amazingly long and thick cock, and believe it or not, a big piercing thrones on its head. He fills you out perfectly, his entering always accompanied by a slight burning stretch, even if you are very well prepared, and the considerably large metallic addition adds even more to your pleasure.

For such a serious man, the list of Randolph’s kinks is surprisingly long. He loves bondage, pet-play, master and servant, etc. Even knife-play appeals him. It would take a while for him to indulge you in his fantasies, however. At first, it’s because he doesn’t trust you, and later, it's because he is afraid to scare you off.

He will mark you. His canines are unusually sharp, and he will use this to his advantage to let everyone, especially Wolfram, know that you are his. No one else is allowed to touch you or he swears to GOD they WISH they'd be dead!

Despises the idea of a threesome. He doesn’t want to share your beautiful body with anyone and feels like no one else deserves to have you.

The amount of cum this man produces is unbelievable and makes it hard to believe that he has no breeding kink. A single load is enough to fill you to the brim, and since one round of sex is rarely enough, your stomach will be bulging once he is finally done with you.

Topping him will be easier the longer your relationships last. It will take a long time to convince him, but when he finally does give in, make him feel as good as you can. It doesn’t matter if you penetrate him or ride him, show him the best time of his life and make him beg for more. He will trust you even more after this.