Mar 17, 2017
Dr, Tennet: So, Mr. Wong, how was your first day?
Dave: Well, I'm kinda glad there isn't a window in here, because I woulda jumped out of it.
Dr. Tennet: Ah, you kids and your suicide jokes!
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Dr, Tennet: So, Mr. Wong, how was your first day?
Dave: Well, I'm kinda glad there isn't a window in here, because I woulda jumped out of it.
Dr. Tennet: Ah, you kids and your suicide jokes!
Dr. Tennet: How are you doing?
Dave: Honestly, I feel like I might be losing my mind a little bit.
Dr. Tennet: Yes.
Dr. Tennet: Mr. Wong, you have a mild back sprain. And you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt.
Dave: Well, you're always telling me that I should eat more dirt.
Dr. Tennet: [holding up ink blots] Just tell me what you see.
Dave: It looks like a bat.
Dr. Tennet: Very good. And now?
Dave: Bat.
Dr. Tennet: And?
Dave: Bat... bat... A lonely boy, failing to please his demanding father at every turn.
Dr. Tennet: Wait, that one's upside-down. [flips picture]
Dave: Bat.
John: Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor?
Dr. Tennet: Fire. And lots of it.
Dave: Oh, that's your cure for everything.
Dave: Zombies!
Dr. Tennet: Please, Mr. Wong. They prefer to be called the living impaired.
Dr. Tennet: Have you ever contemplated suicide?
Dave: During the darkest hours after I found out I was actually my own double - yes, I did.
Dr. Tennet: I meant Mr. Cheese.
John: Ah Hell, I can think of at least 10 people before I'd kill myself.
Dave: Doc, what do you recommend for severe depression?
Dr. Tennet: Booze, booze, and more booze.
John: Ha. Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.