#dr.kleiner

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I love half-life 🔥💞

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hey

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looks like someone is hungry...!

video description: a recording of gmod where the player is standing on an arctic research base, and then walks down to a dock. the player turns around to see dr. kleiner on the underside of the platform! the player swims towards dr. kleiner and his long tongue latches on to the player and pulls the player up to him. he then eats the player and the screen turns red.

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Dr. Kleiner: "My dear-"

Me:

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♦ ♒ for Kleiner, Gordon, Alyx and Dr. Mossman, please?

Lets do it ^^

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon 

Kleiner? Headcrabs, debeaking headcrabs. You thought he only debeaked Lamarr, well nope. He tries with that hobby of him to kind of “breed” a new kkind of Headcrab that is not dangerous to humans anymore.

Also reading old Magazines and daydreaming about the “good” times of Black Mesa.

Quirks. Well since he offered Lamarr to jump on his head, then that this sometimes happened. And the first time somone sees that, they freak out, they freak out bad.

Gordon

His Hobby before Black Mesa was probably reading, playing some video games, using the (slow) Internet and of course hanging out with Barney. (They liked to talk about consbiracy Theroys or played on Land Partys these weird Game called Counter Strike ;-.))

Quirk: He doen’t speak much on purpose. mostly because he thinks sometimes it’s better not to say something or because he dosen’t has to say something. He really, really likes Alien Weapons like the Snarks but also the Antlions, and when he took a break druing all that Running and shooting and shooting and running. Believe it or not he played with that Ant Lions

Alyx Vance

In her free times she likes Exploring, of course not without a weapon. Looking trough old Mine Shafts and Caves that probably are not infested with Headcrabs or Antlions. Climbing a three or on a rock, or on some high position so she could look and enjoy the view. Also she likes old Stuff from the Pre 7 Hour War times. The old Technology and she asks Gordon questions about it.

Quirk: Pranks Magnusson. Because when he gets annoyed she just thinks it’s really funny. She dosen’t do somethign too serious. just from time to time she hides a tool and he has to search.

Dr. Mossman 

Reading and do Experiments. She is fascinated by Portal Technology and it also became a Hobby of her. She likes to read trough old newspapers or history books before the Resonance Cascade happened.

But you know what, I bet she also enjoys table football (wich of course can’t be known) ;-.) But also one

A quirk: I think when stressed she would either way chew on her finger nails or go with on hand trough her hair. Also when impatient she tabs with the foot.

♒ - cooking/food headcanon 

Since he had to seach for so many, Kleiner enjoys Watermelons but also other kinds of different exotic fruits. Unfortunatly they are hard to get. He never cooked for himself and mostly ate in the canteen of Black Mesa, or now what he gets from Barney or Alyx. Also he refuses to eat Headcrab

Gordon would be somone who ate fast food or instant food. Like Instand Noodles or Pizza from the Fridge, a Hamburger from Mc Donalds. He never put time into cooking and mostly ordered food via phone. He really liked Chicken Wings

Thats why he now enjoys the legs of fast Headcrabs (He thinks, they taste…..quite simmilar.)

Alyx can cook suprisingly well…suprisingly because it’s not easy to find the goods to cook in such desperate Times. He got it from her father and she really enjoys it. Most of the stuff she needs she gets by herself or trades it. She also sends Dr.Kleiner or Barney some time food.

She has a Sweet Tooth, since it’s kind of hard to get on things like Cake, or Ice Cream or even just candied food (She still once found a whole Black Forest Cherry Cake, and shared it with the other rebels and her father.). But she also likes foot that is fast cooked or made. Likes Salad or noodles with some sauce, since it’s important not to waste time.

Like Gordon Dr.Mosmann dosen’t put time into cooking. Well not much she can cook, easy dishes nothing great. But she did it when she was sick of always ordering food.

She really likes and enjoys fresh vegetables, also goods that are hard to get. Also from time to time she wished she would maybe get a bar of white chocolate with macadamia nuts (that were her favourite)