#draco is dramatic

[ravenclaws-stuff]

Hermione: All snacks are gone.

Draco: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

[slyther-ink]

*whilst harry isnt around*

Hermione: Just be yourself.

Draco: 'Be myself'? Hermione, I have one day to win Harry over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Pansy: Couple weeks.

Blaise: Six months.

Ron: Jury’s still out.

Draco: See, Hermione? 'Be myself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?

*meanwhile*

Harry: *pines uselessly* will draco eVeR like me???

Everyone else: *face palms*

[littlefanbean]

Just another day in the Slytherin common room.....

*Draco dramatically sprawls across Pansy and the couch like the cat he is*

Draco: Potter will never like me!

Pansy: What happened this time?

Draco: I made myself look like an utter buffoon. Now he’ll think I’m daft as a doornail. He’ll never date me if he thinks I’m a dullard! *Draco turns to look directly into Pansy’s eyes* How do you do it?

Pansy: Sorry pet, not everyone can be as effortlessly fabulous as I am.

*Draco groans and buries his face in his hands*

Draco: I’ll be single forever!

*Pansy quietly strokes Draco’s hair like she’s a villain and he’s her white Persian cat*

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Have you ever thought you were special in someone’s eyes. But then you saw that they treated others the same, and you’re like...oh, okay

Harry: Come on, I’m sorry

Draco: You kissed her

Harry: Her...as in our baby daughter?

Draco: Yes

Harry: *sighs*

[nerdgoggleson]

Au where Drarry happens before Romione

Harry to Draco at some point: You know, to be fair, we are not as stupid as Ron and Hermione

Draco: Harry, they've lived together for 10 years

H: D, darling, they arent even dating

D:

H:

D: WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK?!

[hpdabbles]

Harry: Don't you ever just want to be a giant snitch?

Draco: Absolutely.

Harry: You get me. Like, the other day there was this ass who was driving like a lunatic, weaving through cars at 100 mph in a 45 zone. I had half the mind to pull out my phone and call the cops on him.

Draco: Oh-Oh! You meant that kind of snitch? I thought you were talking about the glittering golden treasure so many chase but never catch. The quick and quicky tease, who only allows one to hold, while hungry eyes watch and wish they were the seeker.

Harry: Draco-

Draco: I want to be desired.