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Pansy: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Draco: Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?

Draco: What if someone does something annoying and I decide to just remove their spine?

Harry: That's actually a murder.

Draco: ... What if I don't use magic?

Harry:

Draco: And hide the body... without anyone seeing?

Harry: One of the worst crimes of all. Also there's always some traces followed by evidences which end up with jail.

Draco: ... So that's a No?

Harry: It's deffinetly a No no.

Harry: hey, how did your interview go?

Draco: good, we talked about my favourite subject -

Harry: DON'T SAY IT -

Draco: me

Hermione: Draco can we speak privately for a minute?

Draco: Oooh someone's in trouble

Draco: Wait no it's me

Draco: hey Pansy!! Look at this person I made on this phone game thingy

Pansy: umm......... doesn't he look a lot like....... someone we know.........

Draco: oh yeah, it's supposed to look like Potter

Draco: you know you throw things at him in the game? also you can insult his hair and his glasses

Draco: how cool is that???

Pansy: Draco it's a dating game

Draco Malfoy, a certified genius: yeah, what's your point?

Pansy: ...

Draco: ...

Draco: did I mention you can insult his hair

#draco no