#draco rex

[dzamie]

F/M/K: Glaurung. Smaug, Ancalagon the Black

Hmm... Fuck Smaug, Marry Ancalagon, Kill Glaurung. I give no explanation.

[dzamie]

Not if they take out the referee first.

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[dzamie]

By "reposition" I meant "break all opposing femurs".

I suppose if they do it fast enough, you’d still have players on the field who haven’t been red-carded and arrested. But the game would also probably be called as a draw.

[dzamie]

Why not throw the ball into the other goal? Or hold it and wait for your team to reposition?

Soccer fields are BIG. If you can throw the ball from your goalie box into the opposing goal, the entire enemy team is absolute garbage at stopping a ball that's probably rolling at a light pace by the time it gets near the goal, or you got really lucky with the wind... or you should test to make sure you don't have superpowers.

And yeah, the usual play is to throw it to a teammate - in pro soccer, your teammates are probably already in a good position by the time you reach the edge of your box. Booting it wildly is more reserved for if you don't trust your throw to not be intercepted and just need to move play away from your side of the field and you trust your team to get control over it before it can come back, so you almost never see it in really high level matches.

[dzamie]

I would buy a hammerspace dragon.

(Ask me a section or two and I’ll see about writing it!)

The Care and Feeding of Hammerspace Dragons

Hammerspace dragons are rarely kept as pets, and, some would argue, for good reason. They are friendly and intelligent, deserving of respect but also requiring discipline. A well-raised hammerspace dragon is a friend for life - quite literally, as these amazing creatures can live for upwards of a century! This guide is intended to help new owners avoid common pitfalls of raising or caring for a hammerspace dragon.

Table of Contents

Foreword

Is a Hammerspace Dragon Right for You?

Preparing for a Hammerspace Dragon

Introducing Your New Hammerspace Dragon

To Home

To Pets

To Children

Diet

Feeding Requirements and Restrictions

Special Treats

Eating Non-Food Items

Behavior

Spotting and Dealing with Stress

Dominance and Hierarchy

Health and Pre-Aid

Choosing a Veterinarian

Cleanliness and Physical Upkeep

Appendix A: Handy Hotlines

Appendix B: Further Reading

Index

[dzamie]

Hell if I know.

listen here you lil shit

[dzamie]

Concept: Fledgling dragons bring their hoards for show and tell.

“And this is my prized penny! It’s really ancient! See, it says... nineteen... fifty-six! That was back when people rode around on horses, I think!”

“I don’t know what this rock is called, but it’s really pretty! It’s kinda cloudy and pink.”

“My dad keeps a lot of really important skulls in his hoard, so this is the very first adventurer I killed! It was mostly the kobolds, but they let me hit him last and helped me with the skull!”

“Hoards are full of things we like and are important, so I brought my copy of Pokemon Emerald.”

[kondraki]

Whatever happened to ol' Duke's skull, anyway?

Cleaned out and used by yours truly as a drinking goblet.