Special ship - Incorrect (4)
Shrapnel: I would never say that Sideswipe is a glitch and I don’t like him. That’s not true ~true~… Sideswipe is a glitch and I like him so much ~much~! …But don’t tell everyone. Especially, Sideswipe ~sideswipe~.
*****
Bombshell: Why don’t you go talk to Drag Strip?
Kickback, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Bombshell: What? So, you go tell him he’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Kickback: He could hear me.
*****
Bombshell: Okay, I’m going to get the conjunx endura cakenergon.
Brawl: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear.
Bombshell: ...
Bombshell: You mean ring bearER, right?
Brawl: ...
Bombshell: Look me in the optics and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our conjunx endura.
*****
Hook: You are the love of my life, and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Soundwave: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Hook: I said within reason, Soundwave. How about I murder that guy?
Soundwave: So, murder is in reason, but proper self-care isn't?
Hook: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
*****
Wheeljack: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Megatron recently.
Shockwave: No, Wheeljack, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Wheeljack: Oh really? So, no reason for me to be jealous?
Shockwave: No! You’re the only one for me.
Wheeljack: Is that so?
Shockwave: I promise! Megatron and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Wheeljack: So, there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Shockwave: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Wheeljack: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Shockwave: Of course, my buddy!
Wheeljack: My buddy...
Megatron: What the-