Special Ship Incorrects (2)
Brawl: I didn't drink that much last night.
Swindle: You were flirting with Bombshell.
Brawl: So what? He’s my sparkmate.
Swindle: You asked if he was single.
Swindle: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
*****
Breakdown: *yawns*
Knockout: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Breakdown: Then you must be exhuasted.
Starscream: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
*****
Scavenger: Hook! Do you have a moment to-
Hook: I’m busy now, Scavenger.
Scavenger: You got a call from Soundwave.
Hook: *blushes* Soundwave! Hi, how are you today?
Scavenger: …
*****
Dead End: I can’t take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Motormaster: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way?
Dead End: I don’t know, surprise me!
*****
Soundwave: Okay, tell us a secret!
Shockwave: …Fine. I have a crush on Megatron.
Starscream: Mech, he said “secret”.
















