#dragon shitposting

[theload]

Do you have time for our lord and savior, The Tarasque?

[pixel-cherry-pie]

~Didn’t I do it for youuu~ 

I'm so grateful for the feedback on my last dragon post!!! Most of you guys agree (and I do too) on thinking my little dudes look real long and to be fair before reading all those incredible advices I was about to draw an even more elongate version of these dragons!!!

Add it to the fact that I recently feed on those long dog videos, and this masterpiece was born. He did it for you, could you pet him??

[dantemasamune]

i have so many projects that use baldwin genes it’s literally going to take a year or more to complete them especially if rng is not on my side

[nihilnovisubsole]

varric and daud!

varric:

for all varric writes smutty literature and brags about what a ladykiller he is, he doesn’t get around that much. which is to say, barely at all. he’s tried brothels and flings and flirting with rich older women at balls, but between his physical insecurities and the ghost of the bianca thing, it never works out.

to carmine, who’s still a virgin, this actually makes him more attractive. she finds it less intimidating, and hopes he’ll forgive her shyness and lack of experience. [he does, of course.]

this is totally not an obscure headcanon, lmao. i think most people assume this about varric. oh well!

daud:

in tgoed universe, daud still has the red coat that he wore as leader of the whalers. it’s in the storage room above jo’s clinic, hanging by itself in an old wardrobe.

jo asks him once why he keeps it, if he’s never going to wear it again. daud tells her that, honestly? there’s not much tangible proof that he exists. he left his sword on jessamine’s grave, many of his former students are dead, and that building in the flooded district has to have fallen down by now. all he really has to his name are his journals and the red whaler coat, and, well, it gets you thinking. the only proof that you lived is the trail of people you killed.

jo jokes about how retirement is making him existential. but once in a while, she opens the wardrobe and dusts off the lapels.

[luteia-fr]

I just realized that 90% of the people who put their dragons in gijinka form only do so because they’re not brave enough to just have scalies.

[cacklingcoyote-fr]

[bogsneaks]

this post made me think of these two and i’m laughing

[sugardipped-arsenic-blog]