What the fuck did you just fucking say about Earth, you filthy casual? I’ll have you know we graduate top of the dominance board every week, and I’ve been involved in dom organization since kickstarter beta, and I have over 500k exalted dragons and 300 confirmed alt accounts for fodder breeding. I am trained in split-second coli captcha recognition, split-screen multitasking, and I’m the top coli grinder in the entire FR discord community. You are nothing to me but just another pebble to push out of 1st place. I will beat your exalt numbers the fuck out by a margin so large it has never been seen before on Sornieth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Earth on a drama blog? Think again, 12th place scorer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across pet site tumblr and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, plagueling. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your profit push. Your flight is fucking defeated, kid. I can be online anywhere, anytime, and I can out-exalt you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in keyboard grinding, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dragonhome Coliseum Bots Network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flight off the face of the dominance board, you little loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “petty” submission was about to bring down upon your flight, maybe you wouldn’t have filled the fucking captcha. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fodder all over Earthshaker and he will drown in it. Your push is fucking dead, kiddo.















