#dragonball crew

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Krillin: Bulma and Vegeta? I don't see it.

Yamcha:

Krillin: Oh, Kami, now I see it.

Yamcha:

Krillin: Yamcha, I can't stop seeing it.

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Bulma: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Android 18: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

ChiChi: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Android 18: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Bulma & ChiChi: Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile]

Krillin: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Yamcha: Tongue?

Krillin: Yeah.

Yamcha: Cool.

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Bulma [texting Krillin]: Have fuck.

Bulma: *fun

Bulma: Actually forget it. Have a fuck too. It’ll do you good.

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Roshi: And the ugly duckling had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see, children, there is hope for anyone.

Krillin: Even me?

Roshi: No.

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Yamcha: How do you not have a D6? It comes with every board game!

Krillin: My… my daughter-

Yamcha: WHAT? EATS THEM FOR POWER!?

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Goku: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Krillin: More like who am I doing.

Goku:

Krillin: No one. I’m free. What’s up?

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The Turducken

Krillin: It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey.

Yamcha: You know, because the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own.

Goku: Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?

Bulma: Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.

Krillin: Yeah. They seem like real underachievers there.

Bulma: So I decided to make my own variety.

Yamcha: What's that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?

Bulma: Nope, first we start with a hummingbird-

Goku: A what?

Bulma: Put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.

Krillin: TWO turkeys??

Bulma: Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.

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Krillin: I still can’t believe we escaped from those horrible vampires. Goku: But it was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal. Goku [singing]: ♪ Can’t get enough of that Sugar Crisp ♪