#dragonnip

[avannak]

Does people in Berk get stone with dragon'nip?

YAR. #dragonnip #dragonroot

Astrid and Tuffnut, modern and otherwise, are the biggest fans. Tuffnut going so far as to be a proprietor later on. Astrid possibly his best customer?

[tysonrunningfox]

Fishlegs once mentioned Astrid eating dragon nip in an episode lol Could you write Astrid on dragon nip? Like a dark satirical drabble. Love every drabble you have done.

Ok, anon.  I wasn’t quite sure what you meant by a dark, satirical drabble.  I ended up with something trippy and adorable?  I guess?  

To Tea or not to Tea

She thought it was tea.  Really.  It was in the cupboard where her mother keeps the tea, and her stomach hadn’t been feeling too well, and a cup of fresh mint tea was obviously the way to go. 

It wasn’t tea. 

Why does she throw this axe anyway?  It’s much better in her arms, braced solid and soothing against her hip.  She can almost pretend it’s a bony arm or leg or boy, attached to pretty green eyes that glow like Stormfly’s confusion as the dragon leans over her face and looks down at her. 

“S’okay girl,” she reaches up and pats the side of the dragon’s face, laughing at the pointed pink tongue that tickles her fingers, smelling like fish and concern. 

Concern reminds her of the ocean.  Salty and attention grabbing, incomprehensibly large when she really stops to think about it.

“Astrid?” 

She laughs at the voice, sitting up halfway, axe on her chest, to see Hiccup and Toothless standing by her feet.  He nudges her heel with his metal foot and it sparkles, glittery like granite. 

 “Are you ok?” 

 “Lay down with me,” she impulsively chucks her axe to the side, not noticing when it imbeds deep into the rain soft dirt. 

 “You don’t look so good.  You’re all red and—whoa!”  He tries to resist when she sits up and grabs his hand, yanking him down next to her with a thud.  “Astrid, what are you doing?” 

 “I don’t think my tea was tea,” she mutters, mostly to herself, before squirming halfway on top of him, planting her head in the center of his chest and relaxing, boneless in the sun.  “The stars are really pretty, you know?” 

 “Ok, let’s get you to the Goethi,” he nervously places one hand on the back of her head and tries to coax her to sit. 

 “In a minute,” she protests by pressing harder into his chest, her leg hooking across his. 

 He sighs, “ok, in a minute.”  

[uzunaru999]

How to Train your Dragon Halloween Special

I had the idea of the the next HTTYD villain. It most likely be a Halloween special This would be a whole lot darker than the first two movies or specials. Hiccup and the Gang travel the world and show people that dragons are only misunderstood and that humans and dragons can work together. Soon though while traveling a storm hits as they come upon a castle. They take shelter from the storm in the castle. They soon find themselves trapped, the castle is the home of a mad scientist. Now this isn't just any old mad scientist, considering the fact that they live in old times. This was a voodoo scientist with an obsession of creating the ultimate dragon! He has been dissecting and experimenting on dragons for years. Even sewing them back up and forming hybrid abominations! Switching heads, wings, and abilities all for the sake of making the perfect dragon. As Hiccup and the gang learn more they find out that the scientist has got it in his sick mind that the only way for a dragon to be perfect is to add a human element. Near end of the movie the gang finds out that he has stolen a bwilderbeast egg and is planning on fusing himself with the embryo to create the 'perfect dragon'. The gang try and stop him only for the ritual to succeed and the egg hatching a disgusting freak abomination the like of which makes the screaming death look like a cute puppy. In the end the gang work together and collapse the castle onto of the freak of nature, kiling it and saving the future of human's and dragon's alike.

[avannak]

We've all heard your thoughts about Astrid on Dragon nip and Dragons Root but what about Valka? What is she like on them?

Holy freak.  So dragonnip/root generally has the same overlaying result for humans: x x

Valka… let’s just say she’s been with dragons so long,  Maybe her hormones have shifted a bit--she responds to feelings/sensations as dragons would rather than people. Who knows… but let say her reactions are dragon-tempered.  Instead of laying back and enjoying a nice trip, she can be found rolling around in the fields.  Writhing even.

Wow… Tuffnut stumbled upon that once.  Has never been the same since. I guess that's where tuffka started. Hiccup's mom has got it going on.

[avannak]

In an episode of dragons, Astrid mentioned that she had tried dragon nip before. and in an episode of dragons season 2, tuff nut wanted to know what dragon root feels like. If you can, can you go in depth with the side effects of dragons nip and dragon root, both similar and/or comparisons. Thank you and have a blessed day.

Ah haha, this is all silly speculation, to be clear. But...

Dragon nip - slight mint flavor, effects are talked about here

Dragon root - is a stimulant, rather than depressant.  It incites aggression and increased sex drive in humans

[poeticpines]

dragon nip trouble

any links to fics where out bbys get high on dragonnip?

[jayalaw]

How to Protect a Dragon Conqueror, Chapter Twelve

Gobber and I made a deal; in exchange for devising a Sleeping Soup that Toothless would swallow, he would tell me about my mother, Valhallarama the Great. Toothless didn't look amused.

[avannak]

The nip on the green on the dragon, not the pistachio on the dragon on the green.

but how much pistachio could a green dragon nip if a green dragon could nip pistachio?