So my friend was over and we were watching hhtyd2 while doing makeup and for some reason the words "a big black dick" came up (I really don't even know how) and the next conversation went something like this; Friend: omg its dragon bloodfist Friend: I wonder if he has a big black dick Me: probably Me: he must use dragon condoms Friend: they'd be unbreakable *the part in the movie where Draco's trying to convince the counsel or whatever to make him king* Me: he probably wanted them to make him king and defeat all the dragons so that he could make more condoms Friend: that must be why all the night furies are gone Me: that's probably because they'd be good for a fury in the night *friend and I laugh at our own stupidity for the next hour*













